Ways to Serve in the Army
The White Tiger (with subtitles) (Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Director: Karen Shakhnazarov , 2012 )
U.S. Air Force: Breaking Barriers
You know, watching news about Trump got me thinking.
We all have dreams once, childish fantasies full of hope. I now wonder if Trump ever had one when he was still a child. And if he did, what kinda dream that he had back then… 🤔
Notice how the mainstream media always does the most to demean trump? They’re terrified of what’s coming. They know THE SWAMP IS DRAINING & Q IS COMING FOR YOU ALL
Pilot here, trump didn't mean wrong, he's just too dumb to properly communicate his ideas. Yes airplanes should keep on advancing their redundancy technology, that been said the pilot should have total control over the airplane and not the airplane controlling itself.
Trumps tweet is more ridiculous than stephen's skit.
We need safe planes .
So Mr. Trump won't allow anyone smarter than himself at the wheel, that's promising for america's future …
And I have news for the Donald, Einstein was no Pilot, he was a (very smart) scientist.
Trump clearly doesn’t understand K.I.S.S.
Considering this is a president who can hardly even fake-drive a firetruck I'm not surprised he also thinks that nobody can learn the workings of a cockpit.
taken in context of the ballooning budget of the f35 project this isn't actually a dumb thing to say. He did say it in a stupid way though i guess.
Now there is a place and time for simplicity for the sake of reliability, but as long as everyone wants to fly on the cheap airplanes will become more and more sophisticated. This doesn't excuse a lack of proper testing and in-service support, but it is a fact of life.
"Just plane stupid."Heh, nice.
Trump (Drumpf) is so void of any intelligence he's actually stupid. Someone please take his phone away from home or inactivate his Twitter account before he starts world war 3.
Some times you just have to laugh at a fool. But eventually all sitcoms get cancelled.
I'm guessing Donald Trump's threshold for understanding air travel is "Giant Wile E. Coyote Slingshot".
D…did President trump just say the problem was they were too smart to fly planes?
0:42 Liar, liar, pants on fire!
and what does he know about egineering lol
It was not that long ago he was taking credit for no aviation accidents.
Seriously though, you need to have a fully manually driven presidential plane with a full complement of pilot, Co-pilot and flight engineers. Any computer system can be hacked and it is a big safety issue to have the leader of a country fly regularly in a plane that can be downed by hackers
Like raking the forest or cleaning up Puerto Rico with paper towels IQ45 has the best answer to all disasters. Except the one that is him.
I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want Albert Einstein to fly my plane either
1969: we put a man on the moon2019: Airplanes are complicatedI'm 98% sure idiocracy was a documentary
Why use Albert Einstein's name? He was a genius but he was no pilot. Imagining he was still alive, I wouldn't want Albert Einstein flying airplanes I board either.
Trump is holding up his career tbh because all his other jokes just suck.
Trump says "Pilots are no longer needed" — I hope he proves the point next time he flies off to play golf in Florida.
Trump a bottomless well of stupid🙄😐
“No Einstein here. Its back to basics” 😂😂😂
Dumbest president in history…no wonder why he is beloved by White Evangelicals…☠
Trump knows as much about aircraft as he does about running an airline. As an aside in 1989 A Trump Shuttle flight had landing gear failure. The wheels didn't work.
what a jerk Trump is to drag in the great Einstein as a reason for Boeing's mistakes…. Trump has no shame
Appeals to his dummy base with the old "times were once so much simpler and better before all these college types changed things" routine. Yeah, as if there were no plane crashes back in the good old days.
Just sit him in front of the t.v with a packet of crisps for a few hours while the adults make the important decisions.
No one wants Albert E=mc2 (to save time) as a pilot, he wasn't one, and he's dead.
Who's here from Hunter Avallone
he thinks Albert Einstein is still alive
Orange man bad
a steady genius…
Wait… wasn't there a plane crash 2 days ago?
wonder if he says that when he's getting on his jet?
it isnt stupid though. many pilots would agree with the point he is making. if the computers are telling the pilot something the plane is doing that it isnt doing, he tries to compensate for it and that can cause some issues. that is what looks like happened in this crash.
At this point dig up Albert Einstein, put him in the Oval Office, things would drastically improve.
I guess space force is out of the question if flying is too complicated
Rubber Band Ballistas?
Did you go a whopping 5 hours without making bland predictable jokes about Trump…?I’m impressed
It is actually quite ironic, because Stephen Colbert literally wouldn’t be popular if it wasn’t for trump.
The dumbest president of modern times
trump can't understand the basics of walls or wheels…
If the Wright brothers are buried side-by-side what he think they're doing right now….. the maintenance guy is going to have to replace the grass or those Graves….RIP
Was that a tasteless Stephen Hawking joke or did I misunderstand?
The guy can't operate an umbrella, no wonder he thinks planes are too complex.
I’m sure they could build a replica of the Wright Brothers first plane.It won’t have twitter or a fridge full of Diet Coke, but you can’t have everything.
U didn't get get. U didn't see a billionaire that was looking for government job. 'I can blow 5 million in one hour but that cheque that come at the end of the month. Boy, even trillionaires come to ask if we got leftovers of that. I meant retairement.'
And yet he wants a space force.
"Old and simpler is far better"That kinda explains a lot.
I won't say I told you so . You're welcome 😊
The more you poke fun at trump the more it seems normal …… America is a sad fuxkin place that’s for sure
TrumpOlder & simpler
Stephen. Its time to stop. For the guy who f***ing hates trump so much, everyone knows he's your only source of income. I mean really, the last time when this show has had 24 hours without trump-hating was 3 years ago. Stop chugging the soy. You're not funny.
"You think!? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinking!" -Yellowbeard. (Monty Python)
It’s complicated too keep you alive
Ugh! Where do you even start with this one?
Trump wants to turn back the clock to 1950……………Has anyone told him the Russians were the enemy back then?
Ridicule and Mock President Trump that's fair,just remember…its alexandria ortiso cortez and like minded collegues on the far left who wants to ELIMINATE air travel as she travels on an airplane for convenience.
"These here fancy flying machines just ain't natural, tain't natural at all I say."
Let us not forget that this comes from the man who struggled with the rather simple procedure for drinking from a glass of water.
Old and simple….Let me pull out my flip phone and tweet that.
So my country have been made an offer by the US to buy some high-end fighter planes. Does this mean they too are too complicated and we should not buy them?
Congratulations, 'Mr' president, you've just surpassed a special kind of stupid. 👏 👏 👏 😒
Colbert’s show is genius
They really should just wack a clock on the side and say done. Trump Engineering, Just remember Trump E. Making everything Trumpy. I don't know why we just don't travel by cannon. Still better than economy.
We all wish.
DID NOT APPRECIATE ANY JOKES ABOUT AIRCRAFT CRASHING. MANY DIED. BE A MAN AND APPOLOGIZE
Colbert’s show is blatant propaganda for human livestock, and the fact that this is what American “comedy” shows look like now is nauseating.
Complains how difficult Helping Aid Puerto Rico,Sends Troops with AId to Venezuala ?766 miles South of Puert Rico
Trump likes simple things, like himself and the Space Farce. Unfortunately, most americans are like Trump: simple and racist.
stupid is making jokes about plane crashes when you really have no idea what your talking about.
stupid is buying into the left right paradigm.
Should rename it Airhead Force One in honor of this failure! 🥴
Umbrellas have old and simple technology. Just saying.
"I don't know about you, but I don't want Albert Einstein to be my pilot" (What the fuck is wrong with this man!?) Well I guess I can't expect much from a guy who walks onto a plane with toilet paper on his shoe and doesn't know how to close an umbrella or can't drink water from a bottle/glass without using both hands…. Sigh.
This comment section gave me stage 4 brain cancer.
Seriously… if you guys are all going to act like sheep, at least make sure your shepherd knows that you got on his computer 😉
So much for surrounding himself with all the best simpletons…
Cadet 4th Class Dotard McBonespurs needs to be strapped to the outside of one of his Space Force rockets and blasted off on a one-way mission to Uranus.
MOAS – Make America Old and Simple. I think it's Trump who has a derangement syndrome! LOL
Kim Jun un flight program
These comments are hilarious to look at. People are so misinformed. Pilots undergo over 1500 hours of training before they can be hired for an airline and once in the airline, undergo TONS more training. He says he would rather have the old way more because an autopilot can't do everything. Pilots are definitely required (I am one myself). We don't need scientists up front, monitoring everything. It would be a lot more safe with a pilot who has thousands of hours of experience and knows how to handle the aircraft in any kind of situation.
Stephen Colbert I've never liked you and you're silly and you're not very funny congrats
Hey assholes he's talkin about those new planes just sort of falling out of the sky cuz they're complicated with computer technology
0:48 ice bucket challenge :))
You’ll have fun when you hear planes helped Washington in the War of Independence.
And then Harrison Ford appears: "Get off my plane!"
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