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Rep. Matt Gaetz Forced To Self-Quarantine On Air Force One With President Trump On Board


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  1. New Message Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:51 am

    If someone infected with the virus shakes Donnie's hand, he's gonna get it for sure. There's no way his aides will stop him from licking every finger after he's done licking the cheeseburger wrappers. He probably licks the crumbs off the desk, too.

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  2. Aaron R Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:51 am

    1:15 😬😲😬😲😂😂😂😂😂

    👍

    😄

    😝

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  3. Kiwi Newz Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:52 am

    This is getting better minute by minute. Airplane air conditioning . Cough cough. Nice burn.

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  4. kenna163 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:52 am

    I am not lucky enough for Trump to get it. 🙁

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  5. Support your Troops & Atheletes Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:52 am

    What I am thinking is the republican party wants to squash this negativity that Matt created with wearing the mask in a agreement for republicans to make a lie about Matt Gaetz being in contact with the man who died from the Coronavirus in his district so it gives somewhat of a excuse for a republican defense for his sick joke that the republicans can use in his defense and nothing more. Giving him two weeks off so they say. I would ask proof of Matt having contact with this gentleman by asking the gentlemans family and the hospital if Matt Gaetz was around him. Obviously Matt did not even know this guy. Of course we don't really know if he's taking time off either but that is something republicans do anyhow. The news media needs to really do a brief Investigation contacting the staff at the hospital who worked on that floor and the family members of the man who passed to be certain.

    Why would trump not be concerned? The Government Whitehouse staff would be mandating his safety otherwise. I worked with and around the secret service protecting Vice President Al Gore back in the day at the old 110 towers in downtown Ft. Lauderdale Florida with the old chief of police and have letters & a thank you award for doing so just for proof and nothing more. I Know first hand how they operate and what their protocols are in all protection measurements.

    Besides this, Sorry but I do not believe the administration through the federal government is going to see all the people infected who are working gets paychecks. Watch and see with his slight smirk on his face, it simply won't happen.

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  6. Jay Torr Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:53 am

    We can only hope that virus gets ta scrubbin inside trumper😀

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  7. Paul Ramos Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:53 am

    It's a good time to be an introvert…

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  8. LeoFan93 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:54 am

    "I don't wish death upon anyone, though there are people I look forward to seeing in the obituaries." – Mark Twain

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  9. over opinionated Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:55 am

    Melania Trump Is A Transexual
    Michelle Obama Is A Woman

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  10. Crimson Dawn Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:55 am

    They should pay the bill for maintaining inside air force 1, fuel and all.

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  11. shellbullet37 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:55 am

    A pox on the phony king of america

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  12. picture perfect Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:56 am

    LET TRUMP LAND………ON THE CRUISE SHIP !!!! looooooool

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  13. Christa L Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Since this Corona virus can take up to 27 days before the first symptoms, let's see how many if the folks on that plane are still well in the end of March/early April. Of course, by then those travelers will have infected more.

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  14. Ti Man Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:56 am

    I hate to say it but it would be hilarious for the germaphobe to …

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  15. Tarjet Tejtat Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    I dont think it's a good idea to do supercuts of people touching their face and coughing. I get it's funny in this context but you could defintely do some damage convincing the public that certain people have "the virus".

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  16. PreMeditatED Noise Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Trump doesn't want his numbers on the ground to change….awesome can Trump stay in the air then?? please …please… please

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  17. Cheryl Sibson Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    well yes, what is good for the cruise ship being stuck in the middle of the ocean, maybe he should be stuck up in the air? oh wait? he won't care about knee jerk reactions will he? Pointing things out won't change anything until you VOTE! OK I'm not gonna point fingers but the voting booth is over >>>> there!

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  18. Eco Geek Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    This. Is. Gold.

    Trump: FAKE VIRUS!!!!!

    Also Trump: Oh shiyt the virus is here. No, like RIGHT HERE in AF1!!11!!1!!!ELEVENTY1!!!!

    Please God let him catch it. You know it is just and the right thing to do.

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  19. HedgeOwl Invest Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:57 am

    This is delicious

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  20. Nick L Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:58 am

    Basically, while you don't believe in Covid19, Covid19 believes in you.

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  21. Valerie Shutiva Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:58 am

    Carona45virus, thank you gaetz for shaking individual#1 hand. Yahoo cpac spread it to maga. Xi are you alive or in hiding like mconnel, graham, grassley, jared, ivanka. The world should have xi on Interpol, weapons of bio-chemical warfare engineered by china. Backed by individual#1, his boss Putin & his blue binder, xi & mbs🐁

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  22. DeadlyMargiKarp223 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:58 am

    And yet Trump isn't concerned about being in contact with some one who tested positive Coronavirus. He doesn't understand for person in his condition the dangers of Coronavirus are even more server.

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  23. V Ng Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Oh, the irony that is the Trump administration.

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  24. jasper gafford Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:59 am

    This is the best case of instant and deserved Karma I have seen.

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  25. over opinionated Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:59 am

    If You Contract Covid-19
    Please Attend A MAGA Rally

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  26. snappin Posted on March 10, 2020 at 7:59 am

    0:38 disgusting

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  27. Nicoletta Ciccone Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Trump: Oh I am sick I believe I catched the virus. Cough cough.
    Democrat: You said the virus was a hoax made by us.🙅And it did not exit.

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  28. dougzx9 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Trump and the GOP cried like babies trying to get the whistle blowers name; why are they not releasing the identity of the person with the coronavirus at CPAC?

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  29. James Denny Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:00 am

    trumps administration will not tell "we the people" if trump has the coronavirus… they will hide it (as per trump) hoping trump will get better !

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  30. Erroneous Botch Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:00 am

    "No interaction with Trump," damn

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  31. Creator Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:01 am

    CPAC: Conservatives Passing Around Coronavirus

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  32. Robyn Justice Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, Doug Collins, and Paul Goser quarantined. 4 congressional republicans down, 193 to go.

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  33. SAINT 65 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Where's the Double Like [two thumbs up] button?

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  34. DamnItHeadEd Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:02 am

    I hope Trump gets the COVID-19 and croaks.

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  35. nbbim2012 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Please don't insult Wolverine by mentioning him in the same sentence as the bearded thing referred to as Senator Cruz. The GOP are really awful "people".

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  36. Daniel Duvalle Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:03 am

    "YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN, LOU!!"

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  37. Flashy Paws Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:03 am

    ummm… ok.
    so… mulvaney has the coronavirus. that is a fact. i have it, and thats what it looks like. i know what i'm talking about. i assume trumps whole cabinet is infected now.
    these guys wont be able to handle it. its pretty bad. still not sure i'm gonna be able to handle it.
    it could easily kill them. especially if they arent careful.

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  38. Jason Blade Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:04 am

    Damn gop rep are as dumb as their base! Smh!!!!

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  39. Simo Galile Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:04 am

    I think Mulvaney is the one tested positive.

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  40. Jason Blade Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:05 am

    Dumbass Matt Gaetz out there looking like a stormtrooper helmet

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  41. Tootsie Troll Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Oh if only! Oh if only!

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  42. FTjack AoE7AoT Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:07 am

    It’s official we gotta quarantine the president

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  43. M Simpson Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:07 am

    If there is a God they all have it.

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  44. Zero Cool Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:08 am

    Hahaha the scariest part of this is that Trump will NEVER get tested for coronavirus knowing that he might be diagnosed. He will, in fact, try to spread it around as much as possible in order to destigmatize and put the blame firmly on those around him, and likely would cry that it was a deep state assassination attempt from the origins. We may have yet another investigation into the "oranges" people!

    And are we really finished talking about how fucking disgusting Mulvaney is? For Christ's sake – that man is the embodiment of a virulent fucking slime ball if I've ever seen one.

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  45. Michael Faudree Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Tomorrow Trump is going to make a loooooottttttttt iof Money when that stock market pops back up and goes gangbusters. Meanwhile the rest of us have to work for a living.

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  46. Brainstorming Plus Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:09 am

    But Mr. "very stable genius" said, that COVID-19 is just like common flu. According to him, people infected by COVID-19, can go to work, can go to his rallies (cause they are safe, he said), and that it will vanish like with a miracle!

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  47. Nicole Brown Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:09 am

    HE CALLED TED CRUZ CHUNKY WOLVERINE!!!!!😂😂😂😂😁💗

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  48. daisx beohfox Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:10 am

    That was a really strong grab and i hope that coronavirus stick.

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  49. Buck Thrusthorn Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:11 am

    Trump is so stupid he would get corona virus what an idiot!!!

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  50. ccggenius12 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Setting aside the main story, Ted Cruz made a good decision when he grew that facial hair, he looks far less like a goblin now.

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  51. Disgusted Intennessee Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Chonky Senator!!!!😂😂😂😂

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  52. Mr Fish Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @TheLateShow , i wish you guys would stream this

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  53. Woke Face Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Gaetz on knees a lot for Trump in isolation on Air Force One 🍊 💦🧎

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  54. dairycans Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:13 am

    hey theres finally not two outros, proud of you old media

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  55. Interdimensional Steve Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Can it please kill both Trump and Biden? That'd be nice, God, come on… get it done.

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  56. Dancing With Nature Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Pleeease can we isolate trump in a deep level of the Whitehouse with no means of communication with the outside world!?!!! Please!!

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  57. Gamer Wits Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:14 am

    so it was mick

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  58. Dee Lee Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Chunky wolverine 🤣

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  59. ragglock Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:15 am

    If the next elections don't kill the gop, I'm sure COVID-19 will…

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  60. Elaine Johnson Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:15 am

    That was a very "touching" story!

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  61. S1W SKC Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:18 am

    baahaaahaaa! interaction, please!

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  62. DankNSpank Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Shoulda kept that gas mask on.

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  63. Serom Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Fox hasn't yet uploaded a YouTube video on Matt Gaetz or Ted Cruz quarantining themselves because of Covid-19. Why is this not a priority to them? Someone needs to acknowledge this.. They're being misinformed.

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  64. Klara Stern Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:19 am

    morons denying science getting sick… well…

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  65. Jason Eddy Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:19 am

    Ted Crrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuz!

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  66. mary jones Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:20 am

    lol! loved every minute of this segment, ty mr colbert! and if we only could keep it from landing… 🙂
    ok, my mind just wandered, lol. trumputin finds out that they won't get to land, grabs gaetz and says that they can't get rid of him that easy! he says, 'follow me! i've been expecting this, i will show them! i stashed 2 parachutes in here under the cases of diet coke. one for me, of course, and the other one for ivanka. she is the only person i lust, errr, i mean love. screw the rest of them.' gaetz says, 'i feel so honored master! you want to save me' trumputin, 'yeah, whatever. i just don't want any mainstream media type to get the other one and i can't carry it and hold the strings of my own parachute at the same time'. so, they bail out minutes later. of course, the stable genius didn't think to check their position, so they bailed out over the ocean. the only rescue vehicle within 3 day's reach is… a cruise ship full of coronavirus victims, lol!
    ok, i'm sleepy, lol, sorry to anyone who read this, but it made me feel better writing it, lol 🙂

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  67. Cynthia Copland Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Anyone thinking 🤔 that these jerks look like someone who couldn’t get a date in high school 🏫 ?

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  68. 1Me Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:21 am

    The virus doesn't care what you are, what you think, what you say. It has one mission and that is to infect and invade your body. Then move onto the next person.

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  69. Jeremy S Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:21 am

    Hey, Mulveny.
    Get over it! Republicans get FIRED all the time. 🙂

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  70. DankNSpank Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:22 am

    Note how he says "wuhan virus" specifically.

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  71. c. c Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:23 am

    I have been thinking of 7 degrees of Kevin Spacey, and spread of which Covid 19 is spreading.. someone finally said it.. LOL..

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  72. Superlative CG Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:23 am

    If everyone self quarantines for a few weeks there’s probably gonna be a bit of a baby boom come Christmas.

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  73. 1Me Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

    It's ok if Donald gets it. He's always talking about how young he is and has zero health issues. His doctor also writes him a nice note just in case you don't believe him. So nothing to worry about 🙂

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  74. Sun Yellow Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Well then maybe there is hope. Maybe Trump will get the virus and finally admit that it is serious.

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  75. First Last Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Anyone else having flashbacks of that Iranian health minister? 🤔

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  76. Saje Williams Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:24 am

    You mean the virus isn’t giving Donnie a pass for the sake of professional courtesy? Guess there really is no honor amongst maladies.

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  77. Tony Alston Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:25 am

    1000th like… Give me a free taco Colbert… Or else

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  78. Vivian Stimpson Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:25 am

    If everyone touches the railing while boarding it should replicate quite effectively.
    (Our secret k.)

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  79. Angela Hall Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:26 am

    Steven has found his miss, Trump!! He is the best at ridiculing Trump.

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  80. James Monroe Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:26 am

    The virus is is passed via Twitter,,, or for dumb donald fans ,,, threw yer fone stoopid

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  81. Brandon Davidson Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:26 am

    Please give a raise to the intern who looked through all of the CPAC footage for Mulvaney touching his face and coughing.

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  82. Consistently Random Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:26 am

    3:18 I wish the tweet was "I ain't fraid of no ghost"

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  83. Ника Листопадова Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:27 am

    А им на образование в церковь , Марина
    Первомайская!

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  84. Aussie Aviation Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:28 am

    Yep Trump is going to self quarantine, Twitter will be quiet lol

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  85. JAWS Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:28 am

    “Nobody gets infected like I do, believe me! PERFECT infection!”

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  86. Mark_Porsche _911 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:28 am

    DON’T LET HIM LAND
    DON’T LET HIM LAND 😂😂

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  87. Kaiser Wilhelm Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:29 am

    lol. When has a rich Republican died gloriously in battle?

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  88. KAIJU MECHA Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:29 am

    It would be God’s work if Trump 💀 from virus infection

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  89. Braska! through the Games Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:29 am

    👐 thank God 🙌

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  90. valcarni1 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:29 am

    That hand shake afterwards lol

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  91. Adam Rosenberg Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:29 am

    After seeing matt gaetz im scared to go to sleep

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  92. 1Me Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:30 am

    Donald: Ok virus, you don't want to infect me. I have bone spurs. You are a fake virus, you can't hurt me. Help mommy.
    Coronavirus: Is this character for real? Come on let's head straight for the lungs. This one's a quick in and out.

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  93. Cindy M Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:30 am

    If trump catches the virus, it may be the First time he can finally empathise with the plight of millions of others.

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  94. Ky Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Maybe there if a god

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  95. hodaka1000 Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:33 am

    They're all going to use it as an excuse to take a couple of weeks off, again and again

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  96. MaserXIV Posted on March 10, 2020 at 8:33 am

    God, that's some comedic timing.

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