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If someone infected with the virus shakes Donnie's hand, he's gonna get it for sure. There's no way his aides will stop him from licking every finger after he's done licking the cheeseburger wrappers. He probably licks the crumbs off the desk, too.
This is getting better minute by minute. Airplane air conditioning . Cough cough. Nice burn.
I am not lucky enough for Trump to get it. 🙁
What I am thinking is the republican party wants to squash this negativity that Matt created with wearing the mask in a agreement for republicans to make a lie about Matt Gaetz being in contact with the man who died from the Coronavirus in his district so it gives somewhat of a excuse for a republican defense for his sick joke that the republicans can use in his defense and nothing more. Giving him two weeks off so they say. I would ask proof of Matt having contact with this gentleman by asking the gentlemans family and the hospital if Matt Gaetz was around him. Obviously Matt did not even know this guy. Of course we don't really know if he's taking time off either but that is something republicans do anyhow. The news media needs to really do a brief Investigation contacting the staff at the hospital who worked on that floor and the family members of the man who passed to be certain.
Why would trump not be concerned? The Government Whitehouse staff would be mandating his safety otherwise. I worked with and around the secret service protecting Vice President Al Gore back in the day at the old 110 towers in downtown Ft. Lauderdale Florida with the old chief of police and have letters & a thank you award for doing so just for proof and nothing more. I Know first hand how they operate and what their protocols are in all protection measurements.
Besides this, Sorry but I do not believe the administration through the federal government is going to see all the people infected who are working gets paychecks. Watch and see with his slight smirk on his face, it simply won't happen.
We can only hope that virus gets ta scrubbin inside trumper😀
It's a good time to be an introvert…
"I don't wish death upon anyone, though there are people I look forward to seeing in the obituaries." – Mark Twain
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They should pay the bill for maintaining inside air force 1, fuel and all.
A pox on the phony king of america
LET TRUMP LAND………ON THE CRUISE SHIP !!!! looooooool
Since this Corona virus can take up to 27 days before the first symptoms, let's see how many if the folks on that plane are still well in the end of March/early April. Of course, by then those travelers will have infected more.
I hate to say it but it would be hilarious for the germaphobe to …
I dont think it's a good idea to do supercuts of people touching their face and coughing. I get it's funny in this context but you could defintely do some damage convincing the public that certain people have "the virus".
Trump doesn't want his numbers on the ground to change….awesome can Trump stay in the air then?? please …please… please
well yes, what is good for the cruise ship being stuck in the middle of the ocean, maybe he should be stuck up in the air? oh wait? he won't care about knee jerk reactions will he? Pointing things out won't change anything until you VOTE! OK I'm not gonna point fingers but the voting booth is over >>>> there!
This. Is. Gold.
Trump: FAKE VIRUS!!!!!
Also Trump: Oh shiyt the virus is here. No, like RIGHT HERE in AF1!!11!!1!!!ELEVENTY1!!!!
Please God let him catch it. You know it is just and the right thing to do.
This is delicious
Basically, while you don't believe in Covid19, Covid19 believes in you.
Carona45virus, thank you gaetz for shaking individual#1 hand. Yahoo cpac spread it to maga. Xi are you alive or in hiding like mconnel, graham, grassley, jared, ivanka. The world should have xi on Interpol, weapons of bio-chemical warfare engineered by china. Backed by individual#1, his boss Putin & his blue binder, xi & mbs🐁
And yet Trump isn't concerned about being in contact with some one who tested positive Coronavirus. He doesn't understand for person in his condition the dangers of Coronavirus are even more server.
Oh, the irony that is the Trump administration.
This is the best case of instant and deserved Karma I have seen.
If You Contract Covid-19Please Attend A MAGA Rally
Trump: Oh I am sick I believe I catched the virus. Cough cough.Democrat: You said the virus was a hoax made by us.🙅And it did not exit.
Trump and the GOP cried like babies trying to get the whistle blowers name; why are they not releasing the identity of the person with the coronavirus at CPAC?
trumps administration will not tell "we the people" if trump has the coronavirus… they will hide it (as per trump) hoping trump will get better !
"No interaction with Trump," damn
CPAC: Conservatives Passing Around Coronavirus
Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, Doug Collins, and Paul Goser quarantined. 4 congressional republicans down, 193 to go.
Where's the Double Like [two thumbs up] button?
I hope Trump gets the COVID-19 and croaks.
Please don't insult Wolverine by mentioning him in the same sentence as the bearded thing referred to as Senator Cruz. The GOP are really awful "people".
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN, LOU!!"
ummm… ok.so… mulvaney has the coronavirus. that is a fact. i have it, and thats what it looks like. i know what i'm talking about. i assume trumps whole cabinet is infected now.these guys wont be able to handle it. its pretty bad. still not sure i'm gonna be able to handle it.it could easily kill them. especially if they arent careful.
Damn gop rep are as dumb as their base! Smh!!!!
I think Mulvaney is the one tested positive.
Dumbass Matt Gaetz out there looking like a stormtrooper helmet
Oh if only! Oh if only!
It’s official we gotta quarantine the president
If there is a God they all have it.
Hahaha the scariest part of this is that Trump will NEVER get tested for coronavirus knowing that he might be diagnosed. He will, in fact, try to spread it around as much as possible in order to destigmatize and put the blame firmly on those around him, and likely would cry that it was a deep state assassination attempt from the origins. We may have yet another investigation into the "oranges" people!
And are we really finished talking about how fucking disgusting Mulvaney is? For Christ's sake – that man is the embodiment of a virulent fucking slime ball if I've ever seen one.
Tomorrow Trump is going to make a loooooottttttttt iof Money when that stock market pops back up and goes gangbusters. Meanwhile the rest of us have to work for a living.
But Mr. "very stable genius" said, that COVID-19 is just like common flu. According to him, people infected by COVID-19, can go to work, can go to his rallies (cause they are safe, he said), and that it will vanish like with a miracle!
HE CALLED TED CRUZ CHUNKY WOLVERINE!!!!!😂😂😂😂😁💗
That was a really strong grab and i hope that coronavirus stick.
Trump is so stupid he would get corona virus what an idiot!!!
Setting aside the main story, Ted Cruz made a good decision when he grew that facial hair, he looks far less like a goblin now.
@TheLateShow , i wish you guys would stream this
Gaetz on knees a lot for Trump in isolation on Air Force One 🍊 💦🧎
hey theres finally not two outros, proud of you old media
Can it please kill both Trump and Biden? That'd be nice, God, come on… get it done.
Pleeease can we isolate trump in a deep level of the Whitehouse with no means of communication with the outside world!?!!! Please!!
so it was mick
Chunky wolverine 🤣
If the next elections don't kill the gop, I'm sure COVID-19 will…
That was a very "touching" story!
baahaaahaaa! interaction, please!
Shoulda kept that gas mask on.
Fox hasn't yet uploaded a YouTube video on Matt Gaetz or Ted Cruz quarantining themselves because of Covid-19. Why is this not a priority to them? Someone needs to acknowledge this.. They're being misinformed.
morons denying science getting sick… well…
lol! loved every minute of this segment, ty mr colbert! and if we only could keep it from landing… 🙂ok, my mind just wandered, lol. trumputin finds out that they won't get to land, grabs gaetz and says that they can't get rid of him that easy! he says, 'follow me! i've been expecting this, i will show them! i stashed 2 parachutes in here under the cases of diet coke. one for me, of course, and the other one for ivanka. she is the only person i lust, errr, i mean love. screw the rest of them.' gaetz says, 'i feel so honored master! you want to save me' trumputin, 'yeah, whatever. i just don't want any mainstream media type to get the other one and i can't carry it and hold the strings of my own parachute at the same time'. so, they bail out minutes later. of course, the stable genius didn't think to check their position, so they bailed out over the ocean. the only rescue vehicle within 3 day's reach is… a cruise ship full of coronavirus victims, lol!ok, i'm sleepy, lol, sorry to anyone who read this, but it made me feel better writing it, lol 🙂
Anyone thinking 🤔 that these jerks look like someone who couldn’t get a date in high school 🏫 ?
The virus doesn't care what you are, what you think, what you say. It has one mission and that is to infect and invade your body. Then move onto the next person.
Hey, Mulveny.Get over it! Republicans get FIRED all the time. 🙂
Note how he says "wuhan virus" specifically.
I have been thinking of 7 degrees of Kevin Spacey, and spread of which Covid 19 is spreading.. someone finally said it.. LOL..
If everyone self quarantines for a few weeks there’s probably gonna be a bit of a baby boom come Christmas.
It's ok if Donald gets it. He's always talking about how young he is and has zero health issues. His doctor also writes him a nice note just in case you don't believe him. So nothing to worry about 🙂
Well then maybe there is hope. Maybe Trump will get the virus and finally admit that it is serious.
Anyone else having flashbacks of that Iranian health minister? 🤔
You mean the virus isn’t giving Donnie a pass for the sake of professional courtesy? Guess there really is no honor amongst maladies.
1000th like… Give me a free taco Colbert… Or else
If everyone touches the railing while boarding it should replicate quite effectively. (Our secret k.)
Steven has found his miss, Trump!! He is the best at ridiculing Trump.
The virus is is passed via Twitter,,, or for dumb donald fans ,,, threw yer fone stoopid
Please give a raise to the intern who looked through all of the CPAC footage for Mulvaney touching his face and coughing.
3:18 I wish the tweet was "I ain't fraid of no ghost"
А им на образование в церковь , Марина Первомайская!
Yep Trump is going to self quarantine, Twitter will be quiet lol
“Nobody gets infected like I do, believe me! PERFECT infection!”
DON’T LET HIM LANDDON’T LET HIM LAND 😂😂
lol. When has a rich Republican died gloriously in battle?
It would be God’s work if Trump 💀 from virus infection
👐 thank God 🙌
That hand shake afterwards lol
After seeing matt gaetz im scared to go to sleep
Donald: Ok virus, you don't want to infect me. I have bone spurs. You are a fake virus, you can't hurt me. Help mommy.Coronavirus: Is this character for real? Come on let's head straight for the lungs. This one's a quick in and out.
If trump catches the virus, it may be the First time he can finally empathise with the plight of millions of others.
Maybe there if a god
They're all going to use it as an excuse to take a couple of weeks off, again and again
God, that's some comedic timing.
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