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Ryder Joins The Army


*TV*
(The Undertaker and Kane.) *TV*
(Have just beat the hell out of each other.) *TV*
(Look at this! Kane ain’t the first one to his feet!) *TV*
(Here’s another look at it) Ryder: Shit! Fuck this! *TV*
(It’s a career that lasts a lifetime.) *TV*
(A career where you’re always on the winning team.) Ryder: Jeah
*TV*
(Put war skills to work, in the military.) Ryder: You know something matter of fact?
That’s a good idea. Ryder: I ain’t gonna be robbing shit forever.
Shit, I’m outta here. CJ: Ayyy Ryder.
Where you think you’re goin’? Ryder: Da army mah niyya. Da army! Ryder: Ooooh
Weeee! Gate Soldier: Hey!
You! Stop. Ryder: Whatever, punk. Soldier: You looking to be taken in? Ryder: Jeah? Soldier: About time. You son of a bitch. Ryder: Whatever. Ryder: Get outta my way!
(Soldier: Heyyy, Son-Of-A-Bitch!) Ryder: Ayy, what’s goin’ on here? Soldier: Well, look at YOU!
Welcome, stud-muffin. Ryder: Wha..? *Unknown Person in the background*
Hey Tony, would you do the world a favor? And get the fuck out of here? Soldier: You beast! Unknown: Welcome, Ryder.
I thought I would never see you here. I bet you remember who I am. Ryder: Jeah, you a fool! Fool: No I’m not a fool.
I’m your commander here. Commander: Now that I see you have joined the army. You finally have the chance
to put yo- -ur Ninja skills into good uses.
We are ab- -out to start our first operation
in a few days. More details on that later. But for now you have to come with me as we are about to start our first lecture for all the new recruits. Ryder: waaaatever. Don’t expect me to kiss yo’ ass or nothin’. You-Still a Busta to me. Commander: Welcome everyone to our annual new army recruit lecture. Soldier: Ah crap! This shit again? Soldier2: Great! Everybody’s coming together.
This is like group therapy. Commander: Alright then, I guess I will just cover the basics. And give it over to the ammunition guy. First of all. Everyone will go training in the morning with Ryd- -der being your coach for this time as he is mo- -re experience with war than any of you bitches. Ryder: Oh Jeah! Commander: Second of all.
Everyone must be man enough to shoot and face death. Basically don’t be pussy.
And third of all you must make yo -ur own bed and iron your clothes yourself.
Your mommy ain’t here. And you better get used to it. Soldier: Iron my own clothes?
Shhhfff. Ammunition Guy: What America needs is more guns. Love your country?
Buy a gun. It’s American’s right to kill indiscriminately. The best defence,
IS TO SHOOT FIRST! A gun is the only true friend you’ll ever need. If you don’t love your gun, it won’t love YOU. The wars are comin’, you hear? Soldier2: I’ve really learnt something here today.
Your inner strength is an inspiration to us all. Ammunition guy: You hard yet?
Guy1: (God is that real?) Guy1: (Look at the size of that thing!) Guy2: (Hope you choke a doodle-doo!) Ryder: Man whatchu doin’? Gay1: Get out of here!
Ryder: Watchu mean?
Gay1: Get out, Get OUT! Ryder: Why?
Gay Soldier: Get out, get out, get out, GET OUT! Ryder: Watever, I’ll be outside. These part time soldiers got a chip on their shoulders. Soldier: (I told her, you ain’t geti.. *innaudible*
Ryder: Where I put the damn water!? Soldier2: (Maaannnn got the hangerover from hell) Soldier: (Nothin’ ever goes right for me these days.
Missed out on the promotion and now the wife left.) Ammunition guy: Psst!
Soldier: (At least I don’t have to hide my porn anymore.) Ryder: Where you at!?
Ammunition guy: Take it, hold it, love it. Ryder: Fo’ Sho’ (For sure) Ryder: Hut! 1, 2. Hut! 1, 2.
Hut! 1, 2. Hut! 1, 2. Nigga. Hut! 1, 2.
Keep up, motherfucker! What’s the matter, fool?
You tired? Hut! 1, 2.
Hut! 2, 1. Ninja Style ! Commander: Listen up.
It’s time we head out on our operation. We are going to ambush an arms deal in Aldea Malvada. We have to be careful.
And take em’ with stealth. There’s going to be plenty of Russian Mafia members there. Ryder will have to go in Ninja Style and take out the snipers. After that the rest of you follow and take down the ones making the deal. Good luck, Mother Fuckers. Munition guy: Rock and roll! *Intense Music* Agent: Okay. It comes to this, huh? Ryder: This is the spot. Cool as a Shaolin Monk. Commander: Wazzup? You thought I will leave you mother fuckers lone, hah. Well you thought wrong. I brought some medics along with me as well in case things get messy. Medic: Paramedics coming through! Ryder: Waaatever. Hey! Check it out. Look! Over there. That’s what we’re lookin’ fo. Commander: Well that must be the dealer. Dealer: Ima 100% behind you, bois. Ryder: What’s that muda fuka doin’? Commander: Selling some serious fire power to the Russian Mafia. Ryder: That ain’t true. Commander: How do you know that? Ryder: Jeah.. well..Emmet ain’t the pentagon! Commander: Just watch. Emmet: Emmet is the place for guns. I’ve always got the high quality merchandise. Ryder: Whatever you say, Fool. Let’s Storm the place, Ninja Style. Commander: Damn straight.
If you need help, give us a yell. Ryder: Fo’ Sho’. Jeah.. Jeah… I got it.
Ninja Style! Right. Soldier: Big and top of the gun, blah blah blah. Ryder: Kung Fu Mastah!
Fukin’ Genius! *Quietly*
Ninja style. Hii yaah! Trained killah. Agent: Why you hate me too much? Huh?
Ryder: (Hiii yaaah!, Shiet aaahhh) Emmet: Calm down, boy. Shiet, man. Let me check myself.
Am I dead? Russian Mafia: I heard that! What the hell?
Intruder! Russian Mafia: Mother Russia!
I can kick you Amerikanski. Ryder: Punk ass national guard! Help Me, Mother fucker! Soldier: Okay boys, go go go go! Hit em’ hard!
Geronimo! Mafia thug: Good Grace almighty!
Ryder: (Haaiii yaah!) Ryder: My hands are dangerous weapons, motherfucker. Mafia thug: Get away from me! Ryder: Ay Busta, wait up! Mafia thug: Not Now! Kill the Americans! Soldier: Just like in Nam’, Baby! (Bleed motherfucker, bleed!) (Kill ze Americans!) Munition’ Guy: Fuckin’ Commie pricks! Mafia: Just my fucking luck! Ryder: You’re gettin’ that Busta itch again, huh? Mafia: Not now, NOT NOW! Ryder: You can’t stop me.
I’m a genius, fool! Mafia: Moooove it! My fucking nose! Ryder: Wait up, Busta! Mafia: Good fucking gracious! *Scream* *Splash* Ryder: This fool crashin’ on purpose.
I swear! (Ahhhh)
Soldier: Where’s that medic? Medic: Okay, let’s save some lives. Medic: Paramedics. Coming through! *Soldier screams in agony* Medic: Just relax. You’re gonna die. *Laughs* Munition guy: Say goodbye to your head. Mother Fucker! Soldier1: If I die, tell my wife she’s a bitch! I love you, Angela! You bitch! Soldier2: Gonna fucking tear you apart! Ryder: Man! This is gettin’ intense,
this gettin’ worse out here. This is like world war…. Hell! I don’t know… Eight! Soldier: *Dies* Ryder: Shiihet. Whatchu take a bullet for, fool? Commander: What are you standing there? Go help, motherfucker! Ryder: Whatever. Kung fu mastah! OG Ryder, Nigga! Come to do damage. Hiiii yaaah! Mafia1: Come on, tough man! Ryder: Hiiii yaaah! Swaker move’! Kung Fu’ Mastah! Mafia2: Take the Russian bullet! Ryder: Hiiii yaaah!
Nice try. Asshole. Mafia2: Oooh Fuck! Ryder: Hiiii yaaah! I’m a motherfuckin’ trained killer, motherfucker. Soldier: Whoa Whoa! I’m like your muhfuhkin’ drill sargent. Just tryna’ keep my soldiers alive, nigga. Mafia: You won’t leave here alive! Ryder: Shit! Mafia: Prepare to die! Amerikanski. Ryder: Shit! Wats wrong witchu, man?
Somebody shoot im’. Mafia: Shoo… Aahhhh
(*GunShot*) Ryder: Dayum! Commander: And once again your boy comes to save a day. Woo guys we won… for now. Let’s go back to the base to celebrate. Ryder: Fo’ Sho’ *Fun Music* Commander: Hey yo, Ryder. I would like to personally thank you for what you did today. Without your KAN FO’ Ninja Skills
we would’ve lost. And never been able to take down those ruskies and arrest Emmet. Ryder: For now, this is basting the silence of victory, mothefucker. Commander: Hey yo listen up, motherfuckers I have an announcement to make. First of all, you better make some fucking noise for our hero Ryder. *Soldiers cheer* Ryder: Jeah. Don’t mention it.
(Soldiers cheer) Commander: As a thank you for your work today. I will promote you to being our guns warehouse guard. Ryder: Waaaatever. Ryder: *Whistling* Ryder: This is the spot.
National Guard depot. Shiet, I’ll go round up some homies. *Dialing* Ryder: Wassup!? LB. My homie LB? He like a clock work Ninja. Real dependable. Commander: Ay Ay, what the fuck is going on here?
Where are all the barracks driving off to? Ryder, what is going on tell me now or else. Ryder: You know somethin’?
Once a grove street OG, you always a grove street OG. You see, I told ya. You. Still. a Busta to me. Later homie. Commander: Don’t you dare to cut me off again, motherfucker. I swear I will hunt you down, you punk ass shermhead. Where the fuck do you think you’re going now? God damn I thought we were friends. Good friends. Ryder you will always be a god damn failure. Ryder: Where I put the damn wat.. *voice fades away*

Tony wyaad

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  1. Kenny Paas Posted on October 25, 2017 at 11:05 pm

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  2. Wolfyboy_231 Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    AREA 51 FINALLY

    Reply
  3. Hate Kid Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Ryder thug life he enter area 51 ? how to be enter area 51 ? in 2019 ? join in army

    Reply
  4. Hate Kid Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Ryder thug life he enter area 51 ? how to be enter area 51 ? in 2019 ? join in army

    Reply
  5. Batuhan Hastürk Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Erez nası bi çeviri yapmışşın koptum laa

    Reply
  6. Vont Posted on July 29, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Cool, now i want to join the army

    Reply
  7. SuperSanic Posted on July 29, 2019 at 5:36 am

    0:33 When ryder says "The army my nigga" Suddenly "Today was a good day" by "Ice cube" starts playing. Huh it's almost like it was ripped off from that "Robbing uncle sam" mission, and by coinciedence that exact same music plays and by coincidence AGAIN Ryder says "DA ARMY MAH NIGAH"

    Reply
  8. Karlan David Posted on July 30, 2019 at 1:23 am

    o bom e q tem tradução

    Reply
  9. Burak Lafçı Posted on July 30, 2019 at 1:38 am

    its must be DYOM mission 😀

    Reply
  10. KHALID خالد Posted on July 30, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    ليش ما يضهر ترجمة عربية 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

    Reply
  11. SWAT GAMERS LYNX Posted on July 30, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Join the swat team man it Fits your skills

    Reply
  12. SWAT GAMERS LYNX Posted on July 30, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Join the swat team man it Fits your skills

    Reply
  13. Friendly Fire Posted on July 31, 2019 at 11:58 am

    5:13 STEALTHIEST HELICOPTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

    Reply
  14. Ricardo Posted on July 31, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Good luck mother fuckers

    Reply
  15. Alisher Ismatov Posted on July 31, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Какое название гта скажите пж!!!!!

    Reply
  16. Perestroika Posted on August 1, 2019 at 6:42 am

    W H A T E V E R

    Reply
  17. WINNER DINNER Posted on August 1, 2019 at 9:21 am

    THIS IS THE BEST CARTOON

    Reply
  18. Gamer 49 Master Posted on August 1, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    More like Ryder raids Area 51

    Reply
  19. Samuel Soenarko Posted on August 4, 2019 at 3:32 am

    If i die, tell my wife she's a bitch.

    I love you angela, you bitch.

    Reply
  20. Aurora Masongsong Posted on August 4, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Ya ma boy cj again

    Reply
  21. Aurora Masongsong Posted on August 4, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Way I join da army I hav no gta maboy cj

    Reply
  22. Aurora Masongsong Posted on August 4, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Me mother f…k on gta sandereyes

    Reply
  23. TARIK xxÖTÜKxxTURANLI Posted on August 4, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Ahija 😂

    Reply
  24. ather1994 ather1994 Posted on August 4, 2019 at 4:46 pm

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    Reply
  25. forever young Posted on August 5, 2019 at 3:12 am

    It's major Pain)
    Это майор Пейн)

    Reply
  26. King Lebron James 47 Posted on August 5, 2019 at 11:49 am

    10:22 Türk her yerde Türklüğünü belli eder 😀

    Reply
  27. حيدر القيسي Posted on August 6, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    هل أجد من يساعد شخص مسلم
    اذا لم تساعدني لا تضغط عرض المزيد

    ساعدوني اصل الى 200 مشترك قبل العيد
    احبكم

    Reply
  28. أبو دريد Posted on August 7, 2019 at 7:57 am

    عههههههه ❤🌷

    Reply
  29. nightmare sans the skeleton Posted on August 7, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    he has join area 51 and not let peopel to steal aliens

    Reply
  30. Z J-P Posted on August 8, 2019 at 7:25 am

    How do you even animate this??

    Reply
  31. Wixxo Posted on August 8, 2019 at 10:39 am

    CJ : Oh yeh!
    Big Smoke : Oh Yeah
    Sweet : Oh yeeah.
    Ryder : Oh ぁぁあ㊰㍿㍿ヿ eah.

    Reply
  32. zhengyee tan Posted on August 8, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    My homie LB.

    Reply
  33. Jhonatan Borges Posted on August 8, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Q diabos é isso pqp kkkkkkk

    Reply
  34. Pharrell Ferraz Posted on August 8, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Algum BR aqui? 🇧🇷

    Reply
  35. SHADI -SAN Posted on August 8, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    What is this how to speak and mouth does not move….?

    Reply
  36. عاشق دحيه محمود السعايده Posted on August 12, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    لعبه دمهي ثقيل 2020

    Reply
  37. KhingOfSwordz 43 Posted on August 12, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Wow we all know Ryder is Eazy E….Eazy joining the army…ha ha ha ha picture that….lol

    Reply
  38. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Fuck yea

    Reply
  39. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Undertaker and kane

    Reply
  40. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    2:59 it’s disgusting

    Reply
  41. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    2:57 nasty

    Reply
  42. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Uhh 2:56

    Reply
  43. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Oh my god 2:55

    Reply
  44. Bike race Ameir Posted on August 13, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Hip 12 hip 12 hip 12 nigga

    Reply
  45. Justin Bassit Posted on August 13, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Why did Ryder drive to CJ’s house if he lives down the block 😂

    Reply
  46. Dank Patrick Posted on August 14, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Samp it best

    Reply
  47. OLD CROW Posted on August 14, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    NEW TITLE : Eazy-E joins army lol

    Reply
  48. Kazim Khalid Posted on August 15, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Wow I have translated Arabic in a wonderful way

    Reply
  49. mohsen kasemi Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    is the balla still on the right side's of ryder seat in the wheel from the pier 69 mission 😀

    Reply
  50. Lyncoln Brasil Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:50 am

    A Solider in THE NINJA STYLE

    Reply
  51. Aslan Aslans Posted on August 16, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Nigga yı hafız diye çevirmen arkadaş tam bir özürlüsün mk

    Reply
  52. The Truth Posted on August 16, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Ryder, why did you leave me and went to the army?

    Reply
  53. Hello Posted on August 17, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Never knew easy e was a ninja in the army

    Reply
  54. Your Gamming Boost Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    1:18 How can the Plane fly safely over area 51?

    Reply
  55. 강굠민 Posted on August 18, 2019 at 1:41 am

    No am not a fool am you're commander😅😅😅 1:25

    Reply
  56. AMV Posted on August 19, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Keep Up motherfuuucker ❤️😂

    Reply
  57. David R.Y. Posted on August 20, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    3:27 I need the song XD

    Reply
  58. Lun nix Posted on August 24, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    "Cj Joins the chat"
    Army:"Ah sh*t here we go Again"

    Reply
  59. علي السلطان Posted on August 24, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    1:20

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  60. sun Posted on August 25, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    I WANT THESE TO BE A MISSION! AYAH

    Reply
  61. Kevin Dirty Ace Posted on August 26, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Ninja style

    Reply
  62. Erik Zombie Posted on August 27, 2019 at 5:39 am

    2019 I play gta san andreas.

    Reply
  63. Douglas Mason Posted on August 27, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Hope ya choke-a-doodle-doo!!!

    Reply
  64. Douglas Mason Posted on August 27, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Hut 1 2 hut 1 2…nigga

    Reply
  65. ملوككء الخايننءi Posted on August 27, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    كي كي

    Reply
  66. BabyFart McGee Posted on August 28, 2019 at 10:21 am

    The ammunation guy voice is the same as toni cipriani fron lcs

    Reply
  67. Big Smoke Posted on August 28, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Oooooo, my dawg Ryder! Are you okay man?

    Reply
  68. Heba Hadhoud Posted on August 28, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    goddamitt! spare me with that marines and navy shitt! i wanna join SAAF(san andreas army forces)

    Reply
  69. AHHA AHHA Posted on August 30, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Subtittle indonesia

    Reply
  70. tohaprod Posted on September 1, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    У емня есть пёс, а у вас нет.
    ПС ДАНЯ НЕ ОРИ

    Reply
  71. José Posted on September 1, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Porque o Ryder não ficou fardado esse diferentão?

    Reply
  72. dionte324 Posted on September 1, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Why must I watch dese videos

    Reply
  73. LIKEE GACHA Posted on September 2, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Kenny Paas Ви Очень Оригинальние Видео Снимаете 👌👍🤙

    Reply
  74. Travez_XD Posted on September 3, 2019 at 11:52 am

    0:04 old times :,v

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  75. Travez_XD Posted on September 3, 2019 at 11:53 am

    0:04 old times :,v

    Reply
  76. C'J Posted on September 4, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    3:34 Run one two… Nigga

    Reply
  77. Erwin 18 Posted on September 5, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    4:38 look like motivation for me 😂

    Reply
  78. lincoln katz Posted on September 5, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    4:00 my favorite scene

    Reply
  79. اسطورة السايان Posted on September 6, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    😅😅

    Reply
  80. Irfan Danish Posted on September 7, 2019 at 5:11 am

    Ryder go to Area 51!! XD

    Reply
  81. EXp1 r3D Posted on September 7, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    I saw torreno behind the saloon at 4:09

    Reply
  82. m gaming Posted on September 8, 2019 at 5:00 am

    1:18 ghost plane

    Reply
  83. UILIAM BRAZIL Posted on September 8, 2019 at 7:49 am

    2019 Ryder nigga !!!

    Reply
  84. Snubfanboy666 Posted on September 8, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Ryder raids area 51

    Reply
  85. Aaron White Posted on September 8, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    2K veterans were triggered

    Reply
  86. Ron Anderson Posted on September 10, 2019 at 1:30 am

    HUT 1 2 nigga HUT 1 2 KEEP UP MOFUCKA

    Reply
  87. Darth Vader Posted on September 12, 2019 at 12:12 am

    Ryder enters Area 69 😂😂😂

    Reply
  88. chris hale Posted on September 12, 2019 at 2:24 am

    This is hilarious 😂 ryders a full blown stoner?!

    Reply
  89. Big Smoke Posted on September 12, 2019 at 2:45 am

    If you can eat your food while everybody losing their and blaming you, you straight home.

    Reply
  90. Jack Morales Posted on September 13, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Good fucking gracious!!! rrrroooooOOOOOhhhhhhh

    Reply
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