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Squared Away Sailor


If you wanna get in on this sing on the chorus. Are we on? Are we on? alright, squared away sailor, written by Nate
Allen. well, I’m a squared away sailor who loves
to go get trashed and if I’m really lucky they’ll send me to captains mast contributing
to minors is my favorite thing to do so if you’re underage come talk to me, I’m 22. my uniform looks like Hammered dog shit my
boots are dull and scuffed but I’m alright with it my haircut is unsat and I haven’t
shaved in days. they tell me that I’m fucked up in a million
different ways, ’cause I’m a squared away sailor who loves to go get trashed and if
I’m really lucky they’ll send me to captains mast contributing to minors is my favorite
thing to do (Beer) so if you need a beer come talk to me I’m 22. And I never take
a shower I always smell like ass I’m eating in my uniform while walking through the grass
and I’m sleeping in my closet while you’re running PFA’s and I’m always half an hour
late to watch on duty days because I’m a squared away sailor who loves to go get trashed and
if I’m really lucky they’ll send me to captains mast contributing to minors is my favorite
thing to do (liquor) so if you need some liquor come talk to me I’m 22. and I make good grades
and I love to cheat I’m that guy who butts in front of you so I’ll be first to eat and
I’ll be your best friend until I stab you in the back, ’cause I’m your shipmate, and
I’m alright with that. ‘Cause I’m a squared away sailor who loves
to go get trashed and if I’m really lucky they’ll send me to captains mast contributing
to minors is my favorite thing to do (underage) so if you’re underage come talk to me I’m
22. (Big Finish!) Orgies and hotel parties is what I’m all about. Getting them little pretty booters drunk and
naked then watching them pass out. so if you ever wonder what the hell there
is to do come talk to me you can be a shipmate too. Thank you very much.

Tony wyaad

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Jake Brickley Posted on July 19, 2019 at 2:25 am

    This is so accurate, it brought a tear to my eye. Thanks shippy!

    Reply
  2. Charles Smith Posted on July 24, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    I had surgery here in 1991, Retired USN B M2(sw/aw) lmao

    Reply
  3. Wyatt Carriah Posted on August 10, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Such an uplifting song. Been listening multiple times a week for 3 years now

    Reply
  4. Havok Vladimirovich Stalinov Posted on August 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    All rise for the Corry Station Anthem!

    Reply
  5. slackabara Posted on August 26, 2019 at 11:41 am

    This man is a God Damned national hero, I would get NJP'ed for this as their are plenty of worse ways to go.

    Reply
  6. Baron of Rhodes Posted on October 11, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    This is banned in my command… you'll get masted just for watching it on site.

    Reply
  7. Daniel Zoller Posted on October 12, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Gods I remember them trying to send me to alcohol rehab when I was 19. I told the chief I would cut it down to one fifth of booze a night and he was good with that.

    West coast Navy back in the 80s and early 90s. Where we regaled all the booters with tales of Subic

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