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Stormtroopers vs Rebel Soldiers – Star Wars Versus


This is going to be a versus between Stormtroopers
and Rebel Soldiers. We will compare their training, body equipment,
and weapons, then pit them against each other in a scenario. For this specific versus, we will only be
using Human Rebel Soldiers, as they were the most common among the Rebel ranks, and they
won’t possess a natural advantage or disadvantage seen in some other species. A few years after the formation of the Galactic
Empire, the Imperial Military started to move away from using clones and started to recruit
regular Humans from across the Galaxy. In order to qualify to become a stormtrooper,
a Human would have to be at the top of his or her class. After being accepted, they went through rigorous
training that shaped them into being elite soldiers of the empire, who were fiercely
loyal to the emperor. However their training wasn’t always ideal,
as there were many cases of training being rushed in order to fill the stormtrooper ranks
as a means of keeping up with the Empire’s rapid expansion across the galaxy. Also much of the training involved stormtroopers
to disregard fallen comrades in battle and to push on, no matter the cost. This resulted in many stormtroopers to have
low morale. Despite this, most of them were formidable
soldiers that were honored in serving their Empire. And before we go on to the Rebels, we do want
to dispel this notion that Stormtroopers are incompetent morons who can’t aim. Doing so we will refute the so called evidence
seen in the movies. The stormtroopers on the first death star
only missed because they were ordered to do so, so they could use the fleeing Millennium
Falcon to track the Rebels to their secret base on Yavin 4. The Stormtroopers on Endor were only defeated
because they not only were completely caught off guard by an overwhelming force but they
were also fighting on territory they were unfamiliar with, a territory that was littered
with deadly traps set up by the Ewoks. Ewoks are also very small and quick, making
them very hard targets to hit. We should also keep in mind that Ewoks are
extremely strong, and were at times referred to as “mini wookiees”, so a rock thrown
by them is like a rock thrown by a massive gorilla, and would knock out anyone hit in
the head by the sheer force alone, no matter what helmet they’re wearing. Other than those two moments, stormtroopers
were portrayed to be pretty dangerous in the movies, by slaughtering the rebels on Tantive
4 and steamrolling them once again in the Battle of Hoth. Anyway, Now with the Rebels. The Rebel Alliance didn’t exactly have a
training structure for regular Rebel soldiers, as they didn’t have the resources or funding
to create one. Due to this, most Rebel Soldiers’ training
varied, with some coming into the rebellion with a full blown military background and
required no additional training, while others joined without any prior training and were
only given a few weeks of blaster practice before being forced into combat. Some even defected from the Imperial Military
and the only training they ever received was that from the Empire. All in all, most rebel soldiers learned how
to fight from experience rather than from formal training. Most of them were also very dedicated to the
Rebel cause and would even sacrifice themselves without a second thought. These two things alone made rebel soldiers
a force to be reckoned with. Rebel Soldiers tended to be a few years younger
than their stormtrooper counterparts, due to the Alliance not setting an age restriction
for recruitment, with some soldiers being as young as 14 years old. This resulted in some soldiers of the Alliance
Army having very little experience due to how young they were. Stormtrooper armor and the body glove underneath
were designed to protect the user from both the environment and from blaster fire. For the environment, the armor gave protection
from extreme heat and cold, as well as provide limited protection in the vacuum of space. For blasters, the armor was designed to disperse
the blaster bolt throughout the suit rather than trying to completely stop it. Although this greatly increased the survivability
of the trooper, it did usually result in the trooper being temporarily paralyzed or knocked
out. Which is why you’ll see some of them slightly
moving after being shot down. The armor was capable of stopping light blaster
bolts, allowing the soldier to keep on fighting, but anything above that resulted in the soldier
being disabled. The helmet provided stormtroopers the ability
to see through smoke and darkness, as well as have a basic heads up display which provided
them environmental information and a simple targeting system. It also let them breath through smoke. This armor did have some drawbacks though,
by reducing the soldiers’ maneuverability due to its weight. It also could be temporarily disabled by an
EMP bomb, with the trooper being knocked out as a result. Also the armor was not camouflaged, having
the stormtrooper sticking out in most environments. Rebel soldiers were not equipped with a standard
uniform, due to the Rebel Alliance’s limited resources. Instead, they wore whatever was available
and what was best suited for the environment they were fighting in. This usually resulted in them being camouflaged
to the environment and because they tended not to wear armor, they were also very maneuverable. Rebel soldiers being directly hit by a blaster
bolt usually resulted in their death, or at the very less a serious injury that prevented
them from fighting on. They wore backpacks, which contained survival
gear and additional blaster ammo. They also wore helmets that protected their
heads from blunt objects, like light debris, but they weren’t reinforced enough to protect
against most blasters. The E-11 blaster rifle was the standard issue
blaster for most Stormtroopers. The E-11 was a very versatile blaster, being
able to alternate from semi-automatic to fully automatic, extend to a full rifle, and switch
between stun and lethal modes. The scope on the weapon allowed for the user
to see through dark and smoky conditions, and could be set to interface with the stormtrooper’s
helmet. The blaster produced a powerful blaster bolt
which was capable of penetrating most types of body armor. Due to its long barrel, the blaster produced
a very tightly focused beam. Because of this, the E-11 was best suited
for close to mid range firefights and in narrow confinements like starship corridors. The A280 blaster rifle was the most common
blaster seen to be used by Rebel Soldiers. It was a very powerful blaster that was considered
to be one the best armor piercing blasters produced during the Galactic Civil War. It was capable of completely penetrating stormtrooper
armor with ease, which is possibly why it was so commonly used by the rebels. The A280 blaster was best used in mid to long
ranges and in more open like environments like Hoth. One thing to note, was that the A280 was much
heavier than the E-11. When it came to training, stormtroopers definitely
received the better end of the deal, by getting to use all the available resources the Empire
had to offer, such as getting first hand experience on using military equipment, going through
battle simulations, and getting taught by expert instructors. Sure some stormtroopers’ training was rushed
or was very harsh, but that wasn’t the case for most of them. Rebel soldiers really only received very brief
training, if any at all, and they mostly learned how to fight from experience, that is if they
were lucky enough to survive their first battle. Rebels who did possess superior abilities
than their peers were given the chance to go through a special training program to have
them become members in the Alliance Special Forces, but that was a completely different
branch in the Alliance military and really only took away the best from the Rebel army
branch. So for the training aspect, we will give the
stormtroopers the point. For body equipment, the stormtroopers possessed
far more expansive and useful body armor and equipment than the rebels did. Not only did the armor protect them, but it
also provided them targeting systems and sensors that allowed them to see through darkness
and smoke. The only benefit a fully equipped rebel soldier
had was that they were slightly more mobile than stormtroopers, but not by that much due
to the heavy backpacks they wore and the heavy blasters they carried. For body equipment, the stormtroopers get
the point once again. For blasters, both the E-11 and A280 rifles
were powerful blasters that excelled at different things. The E-11 was more versatile with its various
firing modes but was most effective at close range, with it starting to be less accurate
at mid range and eventually becoming very difficult to hit targets at long range. The A280 was sort of the opposite, as it didn’t
have many different firing modes, but was best suited in mid to long range fights. Since they both are very well made blasters
that are excellent in their respective categories, it’s very difficult to decide which blaster
is better, as it all would depend on the environment they are being used in. Because of this, it’s going to be a tie
between these two weapons. For this verses both sides will have an equal
amount of people to make things fair. Firstly, because the rebel soldiers in this
fight will be using the A280 rifles, a single direct hit from them will put the stormtroopers
down, as the A280 rifles are able to easily penetrate stormtrooper armor. And the same goes for the rebels, as they
didn’t wear any armor so they too would be brought down by a single direct shot. Now it all depends on the environment this
fight would take place in. If the fight took place inside of a ship or
space station will many corridors, then the stormtroopers would easily win, as not only
did their blasters excel at close quarters, but their helmets would have allowed them
to see through the smoke which would have been a result from the heavy fighting between
the two forces in a tight confined area. This scenario would look very much like the
fight on Tantive 4, just with the rebels being able to put down a few more stormtroopers
due to their blasters being able to one hit them, unlike the blaster pistols used by the
rebels in the movie. In urban like environments, from dense cities
like Coruscant to smaller towns like Mos Eisley, the stormtroopers would have the advantage
once more with the environment being more confined with firefights happening within
buildings and the streets, allowing mostly for close quarter combat. But the casualties for the stormtroopers would
be much higher than from the previous setting, as urban environments can result to some mid
to long range firefights. It’s not until we start moving to more wilderness
like environments that the rebels start to have more of an advantage. When it comes to wide open areas, like mountainscapes
and desserts, the rebels have the advantage of not only having a blaster that excels in
long range fights, but also the advantage of being able to camouflage with the environment. The stormtroopers on the other hand would
stick out like sore thumbs in their white only armor. In wide open environments, the rebels would
probably win 6 or 7 out of 10 times. Now if these fights took place in complete
darkness, in any of the settings mentioned, then the stormtroopers would win basically
every single time, as their helmets allowed for them to see through the dark. The rebels on the other hand would be completely
blind, or would expose themselves and their positions by using flashlights. In conclusion, the Stormtrooper’s due to
their weaponry and helmets would have a greater chance of winning in settings that forced
close quarter combat as well as any time they fought in darkness. Rebels would have a greater chance of winning
in environments that were wide open and were suited for camouflage. Remember this is our opinion based on the
information provided, let us know if you agree with us or not, and tell us why!

Tony wyaad

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Christopher James Posted on March 2, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Love learning about Star Wars

    Reply
  2. Patrick P Posted on March 4, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    The storm troopers should have been waaaay more professional, and their armor should be able to withstand more damadge.

    Reply
  3. Jerryhayden01 ARC Trooper of the Republic Posted on March 5, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Ok Since I’ve never ever got to read a comic yet, I didnt know Han was ex-military, I knew little about the Imperial training, I kinda knew it was rushed but not entirely, this is why I love you guys channels, I get help on understanding certain info. Thanks!

    Reply
  4. Colleen Siau Posted on March 14, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO STORM TROOPER AIM!

    Reply
  5. darth jar jar binks Posted on March 17, 2019 at 5:45 am

    in am the only one who confuce as a kid a ewook to a wookey

    Reply
  6. Tobirama Senju Posted on March 17, 2019 at 11:16 am

    3:15 that rebel looks like young Justin Bieber. Or another famous singer/actor

    Reply
  7. SpezNas Lord Tachanka Posted on March 25, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Lol u used the overwatch music

    Reply
  8. WeirdPotatoKid !!!! Posted on April 1, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Love the sort of overwatch music in the background

    Reply
  9. Dat'zNo Moon Posted on April 7, 2019 at 4:40 am

    Now that we see in REBELS the mandalorians and the clone troopers (rex and wolf) joining the alliance do u believe the rebels training improve?

    Reply
  10. Nderb 13 Posted on April 7, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    r/empiredidnothingwrong

    Reply
  11. T0xic Posted on April 8, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    As much as I prefer the clone wars era and the factions , I always liked the Empire and First Order over the Rebels and Resistance

    Reply
  12. MICHAEL CHAPMAN Posted on April 8, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    They still can't shoot

    Reply
  13. likliklik Posted on April 8, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    What about the high ground

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  14. Blair Roden Posted on April 12, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    So this means the empire would win if it was real

    Reply
  15. Darth Belal Posted on April 12, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Like the Japanese on Iwo Jima or the Kamikaze, the advantage the Rebels had over Imperial forces is their fanaticism. The Rebels, in the early years, had to be very willing to lay down their lives fighting for what they believed in. At least until the Rebels learned how to use hit and run tactics against the Galactic Empire.

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  16. cesar febres Posted on April 18, 2019 at 6:31 am

    It has always bugged me out that a better equipped,better trained and numerically bigger force loses 5 our of 6 times in the movies like damn they train so much and have the best equipment but in the movies you can literally just shoot them without almost any retaliation and I know the good guys have to win but there was almost no struggle, Star Wars has a tendency of making great enemies and then nerfing them to the point you can laugh at them

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  17. Logan Highfill Posted on April 18, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Is that overwatch music in the background? Lolol

    Reply
  18. hanzo hattori Posted on April 19, 2019 at 7:39 am

    stormtroopers can't shoot shit because they are blind due to the helmet….having worn a screen accurate helmet for real I can tell you due to the shape of it they only vision you have is straight forward…peripheral vision is NON EXSISTANT….and even the straight forward vision is blurred and distorted due to the "eyes" being bulbous.

    Reply
  19. Abarri Abarri Posted on April 20, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    What about… Luke Skywalker VS Death Star with a Thermal exhaust port that is only half meter wide?

    Reply
  20. Ron Garciano Posted on April 21, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    The most important thing that the Rebels have while the Galactic Empire (Stormtroopers) does not have is PLOT ARMOR

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  21. Aaron Uribe Posted on April 21, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    The rebels are essentially jihadists and that isn’t really covered from a tactical perspective. Also many rebels used the DH-17 which is a ruthless savage in close quarters.

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  22. Lee Hong Jin Posted on April 24, 2019 at 6:50 am

    The E-11 blaster is probably inspired from the Bergmann MP-18
    While the A280 is obviously inspired from the MP44

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  23. lib xo Posted on April 24, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    I bet that soldiers from Earth would easily win against Rebel and Stromtrooper cause of our GUNS with BULLETS which are way more accurate and fast than steeyupeed blasters

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  24. Connor Power Posted on April 27, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Are the rebels wearing plot armour in these scenarios?

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  25. Mr Simz Posted on April 28, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Overwatch music

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  26. Evan Ulven Posted on April 29, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Objection to your brief on urban firefights. The rebels have most of the advantages there, with the same for generally mountainous and built up terrain, due to them being not only camouflaged, but generally more mobile as well. Both environments greatly favor small forces with accurate, long-range weaponry engaging in guerrilla combat. As for the rebels' heavy packs, I imagine the same rule would apply for them that applies to light infantry in real life. First move: drop the pack. Any essential gear (grenades, comms, medkit, knife, ammo) would be carried on a ready harness anyway. All the pack has is the extra stuff like food, water, and extra equipment. Pop the straps, drop the heavy bitch, and move your ass.

    Stormtropers are heavy infantry specialized in marine assault tactics. Boarding ships, storming fortifications, cracking open the enemy line. All short-term and high intensity actions where momentum and firepower dictate the battle. They aren't the best choice for mobile battles or the kind of guerrilla slog that is urban fighting. They can do it, and can leverage their advantages in training and equipment, but we all know how precarious that sort of fight is against irregulars that refuse to come out and fight.

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  27. Bumpy S Posted on April 29, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I totally agree with this video! Great job!

    Reply
  28. jedder Posted on April 30, 2019 at 4:58 am

    Okay. The facts presented are sound. Stormtrooper superiority is further confirm by the fact that many Alliance victories (excluding space battles) were accomplished with unconventional tactics that didn't face off against imperial forces directly.

    But I must call wompa-crap on "they were ordered to miss on the Death Star".

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  29. Timothy Edward Posted on May 3, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Do Rebels vs Normal Imperial Army troopers lol that’ll even the odds

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  30. Arthur d'Halluin Posted on May 5, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    yes because the stormtrooper is a shock trooper for the spécial mission but for the long range battle there is the imperial army with a blaster canon and a heavy walker

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  31. Devin Hurd Posted on May 5, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    A280C blaster rifle

    Reply
  32. Chewbacca Posted on May 8, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Rebel Alliance uses child soldiers yet its the Empire that are the bad guys!

    Reply
  33. Gao XiangShuai Posted on May 10, 2019 at 4:54 am

    3:10
    14 year old soldiers are war crimes.

    Reply
  34. Thenameis Josef Posted on May 10, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    They train stormtroopers to become elite? Nothing is gonna happen if they do that cause they can’t even shoot a steady target

    Reply
  35. McSlobby Posted on May 11, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Ewoks, the Vietcong of another species

    Reply
  36. Matthew Monroe Posted on May 15, 2019 at 1:51 am

    wouldnt the rebels have NODS?

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  37. dark Lord 89 Posted on May 17, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Screw the rebels I like stormtroopers and I believe that the empire where the good guys and the rebels are the bad guys

    Reply
  38. felicity schafer Posted on May 19, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Elite but super bad aim

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  39. Obi Wan Posted on May 21, 2019 at 9:31 am

    Stormtroopers are the best hands down and no replys 🙂

    Reply
  40. scraggle and the 27 Posted on May 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    You ever played ewok hunt lol? Ewoks are deadly

    Reply
  41. Buddy Olson Posted on May 29, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Stormtroopers win

    Reply
  42. TheNorthHawk Posted on June 1, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    If rebels ever found themselves in a straight shootout with Stormtroopers, something had gone badly wrong. They were neither trained nor equipped to handle conventional engagements. Asymmetric warfare was more their MO.

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  43. Jonathan Camacho Posted on June 9, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    I disagree with that last part because what if the rebels thought to bring night vision goggles?

    Reply
  44. J. Gona Posted on June 12, 2019 at 1:16 am

    The Rebel A280 (and specifically the A280-K) wins !

    Reply
  45. Starvin Marvin Posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Them imperials can build up a laser to destroy planets but cant get their hands on some paint for camouflage. 😀

    Reply
  46. Wumbo The wum bum Posted on June 18, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Every star wars battle or super weapon can be traced back to world war 2- The cold War
    Kassyk: D-Day
    Order 66:Invasion of Poeland
    Endor: Vietnam
    Scariff: any Japanese battle in WW2
    Death Star:Nuclear Missile
    I could go on

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  47. Genesius 12 Posted on June 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

    I don't understand why the empire is seen as "the bad guy", it just tries to have peace and security in the galaxy. The rebels aren't better than stormtroopers

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  48. Rebel Friend Posted on June 22, 2019 at 12:18 am

    The real winner: clones

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  49. Justin Olvina Posted on June 23, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    All that hard work for stormtrooper and the best we see them is a stormtrooper hump it’s head on a door way

    Reply
  50. Saitam Leonidas Posted on June 26, 2019 at 9:37 am

    It's funny how games like EAW and TFU make rebel soldiers far superior to their empire's counterparts

    Reply
  51. Jared Doss Posted on June 30, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Why dont you just carry both weapons with a backpack

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  52. ELASSAD IBRAHIM Posted on July 3, 2019 at 12:44 am

    There was nothing wrong with the Empire the only problem was Sidious

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  53. Deathkiller2369 Posted on July 4, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Wait, when I was playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 Campaign, I saw a Imperial rebel getting shot in the back yet he survived with no armor.

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  54. SkoRagaros Posted on July 6, 2019 at 11:45 am

    good thing he explained the stormtrooper helmet 3 times

    gotta reach 10min right?

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  55. KomamuraSajin Posted on July 9, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    I hate that nightvision/light amplification systems aren't the norm, or at least more ubiquitous in a sci-fi setting. And it's not just Star Wars that's guilty of this, darkness is often a plot device when it should be a complete non-issue for any military organization, guerrilla or not, if they can freaking fly between stars across a galaxy. If its so easy to manufacture and acquire energy weapons that don't even exist on Earth, how much easier would it be to manufacture and acquire night visions goggles, which do exist in the real world, that even civilians can procure?

    Incidentally, some time after this video was uploaded, Battlefront II fell into this trope when they added the Ewok Hunt asymmetrical versus mode. It forces Stormtrooper players to rely on a flashlight with another trope, the self-recharging, but fast depleting battery. The Ewoks have the natural nightvision instead, being made into fearsome horror-style creatures for that game mode.

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  56. Sean gabby Baldecasa Posted on July 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Stormtroopers still can't aim or see through there helmets

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  57. Finnish mandalorian Posted on July 11, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Yes stormtroopers are better.

    Reply
  58. Tno Pumpkn Posted on July 12, 2019 at 1:01 am

    Why are you using overwatch music in a star wars video

    Reply
  59. Jack MK Posted on July 12, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    is it is canon?

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  60. Ethan McCracken Posted on July 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Bruh thats overwatch music lol

    Reply
  61. Epoch Campaign Posted on July 15, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Those look like type 2 clone armor in the photo at 9:23, is it? Also I like your videos!!

    Reply
  62. Colton Nemitz Posted on July 15, 2019 at 6:55 am

    The rebels are the bad guys. Think about it

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  63. D Cruz Posted on July 17, 2019 at 12:25 am

    You should take battle tactics into account. If the rebels were to fight the stormtroopers face to face, then yes they would lose almost every time. But the rebels, like rebels in real life, depend on deceit and guerilla tactics to accomplish their goals.

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  64. Slim_Creeper shady Posted on July 17, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Okay come on people give the the Stormtroopers a break the only reason why they suck so much is because their helmets

    Reply
  65. TriTomMaximum Posted on July 18, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I mean, there was a reason the Empire was in control of the Galaxy

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  66. Joshua Luna Posted on July 19, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    so how does this explain how stormtrooper missing close range shots in the skirmish in Jedha!

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  67. Tvoja mama Posted on July 21, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    we all know the separatists’ droids are the strongest

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  68. Select Exotic Posted on July 21, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    Storm Troopers apparently can't hit the broad side of a barn and they aren't trained to take cover when laser blasts are flying everywhere. It's a slam dunk, Rebels.

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  69. Iris Jitomo Posted on July 22, 2019 at 5:16 am

    Where is this scene from? 3:47 – 3:49

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  70. Artronath Posted on July 23, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    Stormtroopers: We have better stuff.
    Rebels: We have the protagonist!

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  71. anas mohd Posted on July 25, 2019 at 5:44 am

    So, E-11 is american m16 while A2-80 is russian ak47

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  72. GoldenDogs445 Posted on July 26, 2019 at 2:09 am

    how dare you suggest that stormtroopers aren’t incompetent morons who cannot aim?? just kidding your explanation makes a lot of sense 😂

    Reply
  73. Christian Flores Posted on July 26, 2019 at 3:00 am

    I feel like the rebels would just use "spotters" equipped with thermal binoculars at night to see where the stormtroopers are at and tell their comrades to shoot at those locations

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  74. W. L. Orodor Calaerchon Posted on July 26, 2019 at 9:01 am

    And for this exact video, Star Wars Rebels sucks!

    Reply
  75. DOGO_EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING Posted on July 27, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    If the Stormtroopers had kept The environmental Camo they used previously in the Clone war's they would have a more chance of winning. Including the Elite training they once used as Clones against separatist.

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  76. Scorpius 124 Posted on July 28, 2019 at 3:31 am

    Just going to say this; you ever seen an ewok run, those little canabals can move.

    Reply
  77. infinightsky Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    This is very funny!

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  78. Richard Pilhofer Posted on July 29, 2019 at 3:33 am

    He debunked 40 years worth of myths in 1 minute

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  79. Nocturnal Emission Posted on July 30, 2019 at 6:46 am

    The top of their class…trained to be the best…bested by teddy bears.

    Reply
  80. Grandmaster Sirwin Posted on July 30, 2019 at 8:23 am

    At 0:35 "In order to qualify to be a stormtrooper, one had to finish at the top of their class." Guess those classes never included aiming or accuracy. Still have to say they cant aim, love stormtroopers, but theres lots and lots of instances where they miss A LOT. BTW Love the videos, keep up the great content

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  81. Kenny R Posted on August 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    I think this kind of makes sense in a galactic scale, the Empire was about maintaining order so they would only garrison important ports and cities. But the Rebels are more accustomed to hiding in the middle of nowhere

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  82. My,that's a big one Posted on August 1, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Excellent video man, i've watched a few now and they are Quality, you got a new sub and keep up the good work!!!

    Reply
  83. Fenshire Croal Posted on August 2, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    1:57 gorillas can’t really throw rocks. Their body structures prevent from throwing things with great force. If they tried, they’d lose balance and fall over(long arms and short legs tend to do that to ya). Thus, apes such as gorillas and orangutans can’t really throw anything with enough force to do much damage, all they can do is sort of half-assedly toss things

    I’d like to credit TierZoo’s video on what makes humans so op(it isn’t just our intellect) for this information, and if you’re interested in learning about animals, I’d strongly suggest TierZoo. He discusses and analyzes animals as if they were video game characters(he lists their stats, abilities, etc) and ranks on a tier list(F-S).

    Sorry for this completely unrelated promotion, I swear I’m not a shill

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  84. Garble Garble Posted on August 3, 2019 at 12:59 am

    I hate that people always say that stormtroopers cant aim for shit when they are just braindead and have never focused on the rebals aim go watch the beginning of episode 4 and tell me who had more casualties(unpopular fact)

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  85. jon kidd Posted on August 3, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Elite soilders of the empire that miss almost every shot!

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  86. jon kidd Posted on August 3, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    They were ordered to miss who in the right mind would follow the order to get themselves killed

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  87. tyso7250 tyso7250 Posted on August 9, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    The empire reminds me of hitler and the nazis

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  88. Enclave officer Posted on August 14, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Finaly rebel sc#m loses like they should always FOR THE EMPIRE

    Reply
  89. Aaron Motter Posted on August 14, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    In reality.

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  90. Red Mayhem Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:32 am

    Fact: Ewoks are veitmanese

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  91. ptre21 Posted on August 24, 2019 at 6:08 am

    There is one true answer to this….we'll see if your "facts" back it up. Of course the Empire would win in every single way, unless a rebel soldier had previous exp better than the empire….and Lol no ewoks are not that powerful.
    Better armor…Empire. Camo isn't very expensive dumbass.
    Blasters… Empire. You said they were able to adapt more than the rebels can.

    Training…Empire
    Rebels have no chance at all! I do not agree with you. You are relying on bs facts that the original movies "provide."

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  92. Timur 56255 Posted on August 26, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    If movies didn't had scenario that makes heroes survive, stormtroopers would be normal soldiers and empire would win.

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  93. Mr Zon Posted on September 10, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    The rebel blasters looks like the German stg 44

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  94. supercyberfunk Posted on September 14, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    If I was a rebel and mechanically inclined to do so, I'd modify my blaster with kyber crystals for a ridiculous amount of ammunition. Granted, that's assuming I have access to a kyber crystal.

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  95. supllynodak Posted on September 22, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Long live the empire!

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  96. Stephie Eunah Posted on September 26, 2019 at 11:34 am

    so most storm troopers dont die, they just knocked out or disabled thanks to their armor

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  97. Cringe-itis44 Projects Posted on September 27, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Then explain to me why a stormtrooper almost always missed every shot in Jedi Outcast and Academy lol

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  98. MOJO KUJO Posted on September 29, 2019 at 2:02 am

    The music in this video sounds like it really wants to be the overwatch theme

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