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The Time Zack Morris Tricked His Friends Into Joining The Army Then Abandoned Them


♫ Zack Morris Is Trash ♫ – Screech says he has
his eyes on a young lady. Zack laughs out loud. Screech makes a move, but when her menacing
boyfriend arrives, he hides. Zack wants Screech to tell him all about that humiliating thing he just saw happen, then slams a door in his face. Belding has great news. – Madonna’s the new school nurse? – Spoken like a virgin. Bayside is hosting the
California Cadet Corps. Lieutenant Adams says it requires
discipline and hard work. Zack says, “Hard pass.” Belding wants to know
who’s in, and Slater says, “Sign me up.” Zack needlessly announces he’s out, then laughs at his own dumb ass for the second time in two minutes. Belding is done with Zack’s assholery, and says he’s earned 30
Saturdays of detention. Zack whines like a child about
his long overdue punishment. Belding says he’ll let Zack off
the hook to stop the whining if he joins the Corps. But because they need a full class, Zack has to recruit peers. Zack’s delighted to dupe
rubes into joining the army to avoid the consequences of his behavior. Zack tells two nerds the army
serves cake at every meal, Then Zack tells the guy whose
been threatening his friend “Hey if you join the Corp,
you can beat up anybody you want” “and not get in trouble.” then provokes Jessie by saying women don’t belong in the army. Then reminds Kelly that
her family has seven kids and is poor and an army scholarship could be her one chance at college. Then exploits Lisa’s sexual
attraction to the Lieutenant. But he needs one more sucker. Bingo. Screech strikes out again, and Zack says the only
way he can get a girl is by being a real man in the army. Zack paints Screech a fantasy where he becomes a decorated officer who can throw dudes into outer
space and gets babe smooches. The gang is nervous, but
Zack tells them to relax because it’s just the army. Lieutenant Adams is doing his
army thing, yelling and such. Zack tells him to chill. The Lieutenant tells Zack
to drop and give him 20. Zack cracks a dumb joke. Lieutenant says, “Make it 50.” Zack continues to goof, thinking that will decrease
his number of pushups. The Lieutenant says, “Make it 100.” Zack considers ways he
can maybe bribe this guy. Zack shows up the next day, in his quitting uniform, but Lieutenant Adams says
he wants to make a deal. There’s an athletic competition and if Zack’s team wins he
can quit with no detention. He’ll even let Zack pick the teams. Zack senses nothing suspicious about this man suddenly being
nice and agrees to his trap. Zack puts all the nerds
and weaklings together on Slater’s red team, then picks all the jocks
and able-bodied babes for his blue team. Slater says that’s unfair, but Zack promises the teams are balanced. The Lieutenant says Zack
is now on the red team and Slater is on the blue team. And it shouldn’t matter
because the teams are balanced. And this was obviously a trap, you dingus. Slater’s team is killing it. Thriving with a real leader. Zack’s shit is a disaster. The team he built to
fail is doing just that. And he’s yelling at
cadets who are only there because of his lies. Zack’s team struggles with
the first obstacle of the day, which is all it takes for him to loudly call them losers and
storm off like a pouty bitch. Screech pleads with Zack to come back but Zack says he doesn’t want to waste any of his precious beanbag
chair magazine time. Screech reminds Zack he’s the only reason any of them enlisted. Zack says he lied, so what? And scolds his friend for trusting him. Screech says he used to look
up to Zack, but not anymore. Hitting Zack the only place he feels it, his fragile blonde ego. Zack returns, not dressed to compete, and says he’s ready to compete. He begs to reenlist, because he can’t stand being made to feel like less than Screech. Lieutenant Adams says
it’s up to his teammates. Zack says he’s sorry
for calling them losers and he wants back in. They say yes, because the
team he designed to lose needs him to win. And they have a deep
insecurity about losing since he yelled they were
losers just one day ago. The games are going great. Who cares. Zack’s only win is during
American Gladiator combat when he distracts his
opponent to sucker punch him. It’s all tied up! Each team has to pick one member to run the final obstacle course. But instead of taking that responsibility, to make up for the many events he skipped, Zack puts the burden
on Screech’s shoulders. And Screech wins, and gets
the girl, no thanks to Zack. Lieutenant Adams says he
guesses this is goodbye. Zack says it isn’t because
he’s not a quitter. Except he certainly is. Because we never see Zack
in Cadet Corps ever again. And who knows what happened
to Lieutenant Adams, he probably fucking killed himself. Let’s review. Zack Morris disrespected a
soldier visiting his school, and instead of accepting his punishment, took a deal where he
had to convince students to join the army, which he only accomplished
through lies and manipulation. And quit after day one,
when he had to do pushups for his insubordination. Then was given a second chance, that he used to cheat his
way onto a winning team. And when the team he built
to lose started losing, abandoned everyone. Then only returned to
repair his damaged ego, and only won a single event
because of a sucker punch, and when the pressure
was on to win it all, he stepped away like a coward, and didn’t learn anything from any of it because he quit one last time, right after saying he’s not a quitter. Zack Morris is trash. ♫ Zack Morris Is Trash ♫

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Funny Or Die Posted on May 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    But was this more trash than the time Zack Morris used slave labor for his own profit?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krkZXnGysHI

    Reply
  2. Jason Kaplan Posted on April 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    That’s the same father from Boy meets world

    Reply
  3. Lilli Taft Posted on April 14, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    “he probably fucking killed himself let’s review”

    Reply
  4. Dan Banks Posted on April 16, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Zak was supposed to be a ferris bueller type…with crafty hijinks and they. Went to far with him as usual

    Reply
  5. Westside Willie Posted on April 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Hitler's dream was Zach Morris

    Reply
  6. Wendingo84 Posted on April 22, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Lisa was so smoking hot in this episode! Lol

    Reply
  7. Alex Ward Posted on April 23, 2019 at 1:44 am

    having never watched saved by the bell….because i hated it….i feel like zack morris is trash in every episode

    Reply
  8. DKz LsLx Posted on April 23, 2019 at 4:06 am

    I feel so sad for lutenant somebody, hope he dont kill himself after watchn your exposê of that muther foker

    Reply
  9. TheTank1110 Posted on April 24, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Zack would make an excellent Navy recruiter.

    Reply
  10. w4rr10r11 Posted on April 25, 2019 at 3:52 am

    This episode consists of Zach dressing up as a Hitler Youth member and berating those under his command.

    Reply
  11. David king Posted on April 25, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    Wat an asshole

    Reply
  12. Jude Venalian Posted on April 26, 2019 at 2:23 am

    ca n we get a Zack Morris is trash shirt in yall's merch repertoire? or do yall not like making money?

    Reply
  13. Jude Venalian Posted on April 26, 2019 at 2:24 am

    also yall should do a second series about how Mr. Belding is an inept principal.

    Reply
  14. Resetti's Replicas Posted on April 28, 2019 at 4:32 am

    And we never see the Army again, presumably because they all killed themselves over the thought of having to serve with Zack Morris

    Reply
  15. Scott Johnson Posted on April 28, 2019 at 10:35 am

    So this show pretty much encouraged to make fun of those who work hard and are smart…

    Reply
  16. Adonnis Williams Posted on April 29, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Let's talk about how they use Lisa to show just how much they disrespect Black people especially Black women. The writer of this show is trash.

    Reply
  17. Allen Ray Posted on May 3, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Do any of us today need to be convinced that Zack Morris is trash?

    Having accepted that is true, I was a die hard fan of the show.

    Reply
  18. UrMomGay NoU Posted on May 6, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    How did nobody notice that their uniforms closely resemble Nazi Brown Shirts complete with red armband and all? With today’s cringe sensibilities this would have caused outrage

    Reply
  19. bearisol Posted on May 11, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    he looks like gus fring

    Reply
  20. augustin Delgado Posted on May 15, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    I love the narrator he's funny af & quite honest

    Reply
  21. Junemarie Edvardsen Posted on May 17, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Assholery…..lmao

    Reply
  22. Haynesfield 101 Posted on May 26, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    I loved this show as a kid and I guess I never really thought about it this way but I guess Zack Morris really is trash lol

    Reply
  23. I Love Carlito Ganja Posted on May 27, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    I had no idea that Zack Morris was such a selfish asshole. This is so funny.

    Reply
  24. Kainoa Blackeagle Posted on May 31, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Precious bean bag chair magazine time! OMG that line had me rolling so hard. I've been becoming a really big fan of your work lately and I can't wait to see them all. Thank you so much for making YouTube funny!

    Reply
  25. tat lawson Posted on June 1, 2019 at 8:06 am

    bean bag chair magazine time😝😁🤣

    Reply
  26. angelo townsend Posted on June 1, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    They do a reboot of save by the Bell

    Reply
  27. R R Posted on June 5, 2019 at 4:34 am

    Spoken "Like a Virgin"
    rimshot

    Reply
  28. 4glorysake 1988 Posted on June 8, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    Fun fact: Lt.Adams(Cylk Cozart) and Lisa (Lark Voorhies) are both from Nashville TN,and are both of Native American and African ancestry. Your welcome 😁😁😁

    Reply
  29. agizzy23 Posted on June 9, 2019 at 2:06 am

    Okay but the solider is cute as hell. Those dimples.

    Reply
  30. Bryan Posted on June 10, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    beanbag chair magazine time. LOL

    Reply
  31. X Seleviathan X Posted on June 11, 2019 at 12:28 am

    Im laughing so hard

    Reply
  32. kefka roth Posted on June 15, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    what would make this even funnier is if mpg was actually watching these.

    Reply
  33. good man Posted on June 17, 2019 at 5:58 am

    God this show is fucking trash

    Reply
  34. Savannah Phillips Posted on June 17, 2019 at 6:16 am

    Why are y'all rude to him???

    Reply
  35. Kyle Persell Posted on June 17, 2019 at 6:20 am

    I feel like zack is exactly like the military only winning by using a sucker punch and lying to people to join

    Reply
  36. Jeb51987 Posted on June 18, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    This one your wrong about him letting screech run the tie breaker was good not bad. He was a team player and not a credit hog for once and let screech run it so screech could be the man the MVP if he won and would get the girl. So this one u was wrong about. The other 99% u dead on tho lmao 😆

    Reply
  37. Rocky Delgado Posted on June 18, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    zack morris is trash. bitch ass nigga

    Reply
  38. Chilltownify Posted on June 19, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Someone should have stuffed a hand grenade down Zack Morris' pants

    Reply
  39. TBDF12 Posted on June 19, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Zack Morris is a very accurate depiction of a army recruiter.

    Reply
  40. Z G H Posted on June 30, 2019 at 3:37 am

    i had no clue that this show was literally about how this piece of shit narcissistic child just ruins all of his friends lives constantly.

    Reply
  41. Misanthropic Atrophy Posted on July 3, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Why is Lisa always on the nerd team when they compete? This is also the case in another episode. Black=less than human=nerd on saved by the bell

    Reply
  42. moises blanco Posted on July 3, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Dude I think Zack was an a hole character, but why do you keep making him come out like trash in all your videos? lol

    Reply
  43. z2001lhcjer Posted on July 4, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Dashiell Driscoll is traaaash.

    Reply
  44. Russell Johnson Posted on July 5, 2019 at 2:50 am

    He’s always been trash lez be honest

    Reply
  45. sheillaen2 Posted on July 5, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    why do u always say the character kill themselves? Boring repeating material

    Reply
  46. Caleb Ballaro Posted on July 6, 2019 at 6:41 am

    "Like a pouty bitch" Zacks entire character development.

    Reply
  47. Lynette Floyd Posted on July 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    "Only convinced people to join through lies and manipulation". Hm sounds like he'd fit in right at home with the Army.

    Reply
  48. veggiesaremurder Posted on July 9, 2019 at 2:57 am

    "…And storm off, like a pouty bitch." I'm loving this series! 😂

    Reply
  49. Jonas Butler Posted on July 10, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Zach Morris is a fictional character, but it could be argued that the writers are trash in real life. I mean, kids watched this show. I was one of them and I learned few if any moral lessons.

    Reply
  50. India Blunt Posted on July 10, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    It wasn’t the army is was some cadet program…not even ROTC

    Reply
  51. glormp glormp Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:20 am

    His team has red armbands and a blonde, blue eyed team leader. What army is he joining the fuckin SS?

    Reply
  52. glormp glormp Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Man Zack is almost competent…

    Reply
  53. cafemartini Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Zack made me proud to be a white asshole.

    Reply
  54. Thunderbolt210 Posted on July 11, 2019 at 3:44 am

    This one is a stretch because in the end Zack got screech to believe in himself, and because he did that it gave screech confidence.

    Not sure this qualifies as Zack is trash lol, he apologized, begged his team for forgiveness and then lead them to victory lol. This ain’t the one lol

    Reply
  55. soonermagic24 Posted on July 11, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Zack laughs out loud

    Reply
  56. Javier Mendoza Posted on July 13, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Zack is a sack of shit 🙄

    Reply
  57. GodsRUs Posted on July 14, 2019 at 6:30 am

    His fragile blonde ego

    Reply
  58. Rosie Jane Posted on July 14, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Assholery lol!

    Reply
  59. Rodney Jean Baptiste Posted on July 17, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Zack is my favorite!

    Reply
  60. The gr8 trans4mable bumble bee Posted on July 19, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Lucky Zack Morris didn't try to join the navy 🚢 or the air force as he would be too dumb for those fields

    Reply
  61. The gr8 trans4mable bumble bee Posted on July 21, 2019 at 4:11 am

    It appears as if Zack Morris character was basically a contarian lazy douchebag

    Reply
  62. Drew Taylor Posted on July 24, 2019 at 4:53 am

    That LT didn’t kill himself. He submitted his 4187-1-R and left for Bosnia. Because it’s better than dealing with Zack.

    Reply
  63. BTH REV Posted on July 26, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Classic Zack move

    Reply
  64. maximus451 Posted on July 26, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    As someone who served for four years in JROTC in high school, Zack Morris is a goddamn scumbag! 😠😠😠

    Reply
  65. Honest Dave Posted on July 27, 2019 at 5:05 am

    Is it just me or does the lieutenant and Dwayne The Rock Johnson look like long lost twins?

    Reply
  66. Lando Wilson Posted on July 27, 2019 at 8:36 am

    Sociopathic trash ?? Or a golden god with minions ?

    Reply
  67. markmac Posted on July 28, 2019 at 3:18 am

    they should make a Saved by the bell/ cobra kai type series where we see what Zack is like now

    Reply
  68. Michael Schmidt Posted on July 29, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Lt. Adams ended up a security guard on the game show Jeopardy.

    Reply
  69. Randy Richards Posted on July 30, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Is Zach Morris on someone's shit list yet?

    Reply
  70. Mystery Drew Posted on July 31, 2019 at 6:15 am

    I decided to start staying
    Zack Morris sucks ass

    Reply
  71. benblexbenblex Posted on July 31, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Great video. But "bitch" is offensive

    Reply
  72. Saoirse O'Reilly Posted on August 2, 2019 at 1:51 am

    My uncle tricked people to joined the military…and bragged about it. Like an ass

    Reply
  73. Everette Bradfute Posted on August 2, 2019 at 3:21 am

    In Zack's defense he is right about the scholarships…

    Reply
  74. Marco Vaxquez Posted on August 4, 2019 at 7:35 am

    War…war never changes lol

    Reply
  75. Naomi Jessica Posted on August 8, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Zack lied to get people to join the Army? He sounds like an Army recruiter lol. (To be fair, mine didn't lie to me, but he probably didn't feel like he had to seeing as I came to him. …also, BDUs are ugly as shit. OCP master race.)

    Reply
  76. angelo cervantes Posted on August 10, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Guy you're funny….. quiting uniform!!! I love this channel

    Reply
  77. jeff waiters Posted on August 11, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Zack is the 🐐

    Reply
  78. o. l Posted on August 12, 2019 at 12:08 am

    zack is literally bin laden

    Reply
  79. Dark Demonik Posted on August 12, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Zach is not a good person even before these videos became a hit

    Reply
  80. Damian Salcedo Posted on August 17, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Fuck Zach Morris…he's trash!!

    Reply
  81. Michael M Posted on August 18, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Zach seems more and more like the kind of dude who would slip ghb into a woman’s drink at a bar hoping to get lucky.

    Reply
  82. smasem saleh Posted on August 18, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Fun fact: Zack isn't even a blonde and his mom is Indonesian

    Reply
  83. The Holiday Christopher Mace Posted on August 19, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Hopefully you do the complete series

    Reply
  84. fuzzy apple pie Posted on August 21, 2019 at 1:34 am

    Trash Morris is Zaaacchhh!

    Reply
  85. diannadolly Posted on August 26, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    ok but he looks fine as fuck in that uniform

    Reply
  86. SegaDream131 Posted on August 30, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Beanbag magazine time is very undervalued….

    Reply
  87. D E Posted on September 3, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    He’s trash but hot as hell….dayum… 😍

    Reply
  88. EricLynchSucks Posted on September 7, 2019 at 3:27 am

    Zach Morrod is evil.

    Reply
  89. This Sucks Posted on September 7, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Funny Or Die should be thanking Zack Morris for his trash service.

    Reply
  90. The Ghost Posted on September 8, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Belding is done with zach’s assholery😂😂😂

    Reply
  91. ruben canas Posted on September 9, 2019 at 9:52 am

    And Zach Morris wins so who was the fool

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  92. Hulk Hogan Posted on September 10, 2019 at 3:54 am

    Joining JROTC=Joining the Army

    Reply
  93. Mike Van De Polder Posted on September 10, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    0:19 sick burn brah

    Reply
  94. Kush kingOnyx Posted on September 14, 2019 at 9:08 am

    haha zacks gots to be the worst dude in the history of television

    Reply
  95. K B Posted on September 16, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Thanks for exposing that trash

    Reply
  96. smdownh9 Posted on September 22, 2019 at 7:27 am

    If all these people kept killing themselves than they are too week minded

    Reply
  97. Gary Mota Posted on September 23, 2019 at 4:23 am

    I had an asshole friend who did the same thing to me..I ended up doing 5 years in the navy because of that bastard

    Reply
  98. Green dude Posted on September 26, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Me: so he did all these horrible things and you guy's are still friends him? Zack's friends: yeah. Me:..why? Zack: Hey guys. Zack's friend's: you know what guy's New kids right "get bent" Zack Morris.

    "By the end of the day Zack Morris was recognized by the whole school as a dirtbag with no friends falling into deep depression Zack was never seen again because he most likely killed himself others say it was justified do to the fact Zack Morris had made others depressed and they were never seen again because "~Zack Morris is Trash~" (see what did there) Cut True ending to the show. Zack was a villain all along.

    Reply
  99. saya dubre Posted on October 1, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    How were the teams tied up when zach's team only won one event?

    Reply
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