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Trump Calls Military Drills ‘Ridiculous’ After Reading Letter From Kim Jong Un


>>Stephen: YOU KNOW, BEFORE
THE BREAK, I WAS OVER THERE, EXPLAINING THAT
DONALD TRUMP IS NOT GOOD AT HEALING OUR NATION’S DOMESTIC
WOUNDS, BUT, TO BE FAIR, HE ALSO SUCKS AT FOREIGN POLICY. I’LL EXPLAIN. SEE, TRUMP ATTENDED A COUPLE OF
FUNDRAISERS THIS WEEKEND. ONE OF THEM WAS HOSTED BY REAL
ESTATE MOGUL AND ALFRED E. OLD MAN, STEPHEN ROSS. ( LAUGHTER )
THIS WAS CONTROVERSIAL. BECAUSE LAST WEEK IT WAS
REVEALED THAT “ROSS’ COMPANY OWNS EQUINOX AND SOUL CYCLE,”
WHICH ANGERED MANY PEOPLE ENOUGH TO “CANCEL THEIR MEMBERSHIPS.” PERSONALLY, I WAS SO MAD, I
CANCELLED MY GYM MEMBERSHIP 15 YEARS AGO. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY? TAKE THAT, MY BODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AT A SECOND FUNDRAISER THAT NIGHT, THE PRESIDENT REALLY CUT
LOOSE, BECAUSE, DURING HIS SPEECH, “TRUMP PUT ON A FAKE
JAPANESE ACCENT TO RECOUNT HIS CONVERSATIONS WITH SHINZO ABE
OVER TRADE TARIFFS.” NOW, WE DON’T HAVE ANY AUDIO,
OR VIDEO, BUT EBL IT SOUNDED A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS —
(AS EDWARD G. ROBINSON) “M’YAH SEE? I’M SHINZO ABE, SEE? I RUN THIS PACIFIC RIM, SEE? LAND OF THE RISING SUN, MISTER? DOMO ARRIAGATO, MR. ROBOTO.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) THAT’S MY DE NIRO. THAT’S ROBERT DE NIRO DOING AN
IMPRESSION OF SHINZO ABE. ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP SAID HE WAS IMPRESSED THAT SHINZO ABE’S FATHER WAS A
KAMIKAZE PILOT IN WORLD WAR II. AN UNSUCCESSFUL ONE, EVIDENTLY. ( LAUGHTER )
ON HIS WAY TO THE FUNDRAISERS, TRUMP WAS JAZZED ABOUT SOMETHING
HE HAD JUST RECEIVED –>I GOT A VERY BEAUTIFUL LETTER
FROM KIM JONG UN YESTERDAY. IT WAS HAND DELIVERED AND IT
WASN’T TOUCHED BY ANYBODY. THEY LITERALLY TAKE IT FROM
NORTH KOREA TO MY OFFICE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: HAND-DELIVERED? FOR A GUY WHO’S THE LEADER OF
THE FREE WORLD, HE’S AWFULLY IMPRESSED BY THE CONCEPT OF
“MAIL.” ( LAUGHTER )
(AS TRUMP) “A MAN IN AN OFFICIAL UNIFORM,
GRAY, SHORTS, PITH HELMET, HAND-DELIVERED IT TO ME. AND YOU CAN TELL IT WAS MEANT
FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE THE STAMP WAS AN AMERICAN FLAG. ( LAUGHTER )
FOREVER. SAID FOREVER. HE THINKS I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
FOREVER.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) TRUMP WOULDN’T DESCRIBE THE
CONTENTS OF THE LETTER, BUT LATER TWEETED, “IN A LETTER TO
ME SENT BY KIM JONG UN, HE STATED, VERY NICELY, THAT HE
WOULD LIKE TO MEET AND START NEGOTIATIONS AS SOON AS THE
“JOINT” U.S./SOUTH KOREA “JOINT” EXERCISES “ARE” OVER. IT WAS A LONG LETTER, MUCH OF IT
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE RIDICULOUS AND EXPENSIVE EXERCISES.” THAT’S YOUR PRESIDENT, CALLING
OUR MILITARY TRAINING TO DEFEND SOUTH KOREA FROM A MURDEROUS
NUCLEAR MADMAN “RIDICULOUS.” WHAT AN INSPIRING
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF: (AS TRUMP)
“ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH, I GUESS. EVEN THOUGH, IF YOU THINK ABOUT
IT, WE’VE ALREADY BEEN INTO THE BREACH. GOING BACK JUST SEEMS KIND OF
STUPID AND EXPENSIVE. AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT THE LEADER
OF THE BREACH TOLD ME IN A BEAUTIFUL LETTER.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) BUT TRUMP REALLY BELIEVES HE AND
KIM ARE BEST BUDS. IN FACT, AT THE FUNDRAISER, HE
CLAIMED, “PEOPLE SAY HE ONLY SMILES WHEN HE SEES ME.” (AS TRUMP)
“AND HE DOESN’T JUST SMILE. OFTEN, HE POINTS AT ME AND
LAUGHS.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, YOU’RE RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT, KIM JONG UN DOES
SMILE AT YOU — AND AT APPLES, CHILDREN’S SHOES, COSMETIC
DISPLAYS, GIANT TIRES, LIGHT BULBS, MUSHROOMS, A BIG PLASTER
OCTOPUS, AND, OF COURSE, INDUSTRIAL LUBE. ( LAUGHTER )
I BELIEVE THAT’S THE FACTORY THAT MAKES THE PRESIDENT’S SOFT
SERVE BRONZER. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CATE
BLANCHETT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

Tony wyaad

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Lucas Cavalcanti Posted on August 15, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I never thought I would say that but: I agree with Trump and disagree of Colbert. These military exercises are a waste of money and unnecessarily escalate tensions that are already high. The thing is, I think Colbert would think so too, had Trump not said so first. It's odd to think the weirdo might be right (maybe for the wrong reasons but right nonetheless).

    Reply
  2. Dedier Posted on August 15, 2019 at 7:15 am

    To bad Colbert finds humor in his ignorance of U.S. foreign policy.

    Reply
  3. Joey Jo Jo Shabbadu Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:57 am

    The most pathetic person on the planet is the most pathetic president ever. Fitting.

    Reply
  4. Terri Walsh Posted on August 15, 2019 at 9:32 am

    Please please please! The 25th Amendment Now!!! Enough!

    Reply
  5. Mel Kartmazov Posted on August 15, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Americans… I’m worried. I have no idea who to reach out to at this point.

    Look, Canadians are starting to really hate your guts. Our systems is so tied up mitigating your nonsense and overspill from social service that you are becoming our Mexico—except we didn’t make that mess.
    Our feds are working around the clock not get eaten alive by your greed. They are wearing diapers and micro sleeping, I'm not joking look it up it made our news.

    I think you have lost control and have given to hate, and that no one has the balls to gaslight the gaslighter. I am starting to think that the only way out is for someone to shoot Trump. Your system is in shambles and no is moving and that is terrifying. You have a full fledge terrorism problem rampant and we share the largest border on earth.

    Fix this before someone you treated like shit abroad bombs you. Geopolitical borders are not element proof. I don’t want my people hurt.

    Reply
  6. G R Posted on August 15, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Mr D trump is going to destroy our earth and humanaitiy soon watch and see. Its a matter of time.

    Reply
  7. Lascar Capac Posted on August 15, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    This stupid Trump is damaging the world economy and putting the pensions of millions of people at risk.

    Reply
  8. TheTruthIsRacist Posted on August 15, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Loser and silly paid tv ass clown Colbert was on CNN crying to Pooper Cooper of CNN. lmao.

    Reply
  9. Dog Fart Posted on August 15, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Well gump shows how stupid you are. Military NEEDS to train and they need to train with their allies. You dumb ass. If you didnt dodge. The draft maybe you would understand

    Reply
  10. zomaarwat9 Posted on August 15, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    That country really has no shame and dignity anymore. What a foul bunch of hypocrites. That excuse for a president would have been a joke in any movie, now they are supporting him in real life.

    Reply
  11. Empress Tarot by Gabby Turner Posted on August 15, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    the man publicly and openly sides with a violent dictator over his own country's military. he's telling us he's getting communication from this guy in a way that is intended to thwart our own intelligence from seeing it before Trump does (obviously he didn't use the actual postal service, though i realize that was a joke). how many reasons do we need to impeach this guy???????

    Reply
  12. Matthew Roy Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Please time, speed up to get this dumb shit out of office.

    Reply
  13. Awesome Andre Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    We are fucked! Noun.

    Reply
  14. Awesome Andre Posted on August 15, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    He stuff up and sees where it goes. He is producing real-time.

    Reply
  15. Sao Pooh Posted on August 15, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Trump, the American president, who hates America… Does his followers notice? Nope! They are too busy hating those who don't look like them.

    Reply
  16. naota3k Posted on August 15, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    1:42 That's easily the sweatiest clown I've ever seen.

    Reply
  17. Shawn David Clare Posted on August 15, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Trump trump trump…yawn!

    Reply
  18. ricardo alvee Posted on August 16, 2019 at 12:34 am

    That big fat man love letter must've been extra veiny #PantyDropper

    Reply
  19. Whizone Posted on August 16, 2019 at 1:06 am

    …soft service bronzer LOL

    Reply
  20. Linda Mulholland Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:04 am

    He had a robot read the letter for him ! Was it in english or korean ? And hand delivered mind you !? What a moron !

    Reply
  21. CIA B Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Cheetos dust just got a “very beautiful” from the Rocket man. What’s a joke!!

    Reply
  22. śï×ÕfŇîņē Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Best president ever. I will be voting for him in 2020.

    Reply
  23. Tarryn Posted on August 16, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Are we going to talk about how his face is melting off in that Chopper Talk clip?

    Reply
  24. Paul Balice Posted on August 16, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Colbert I know a place where you atta be is you loom up your truck and you move to Beverly COLBERT that is black hell hole & black eyed peas.

    Reply
  25. Steve Jordan Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    2:55 That is your President calling our military's training to defend South Korea from a murderous, nuclear-armed madman "ridiculous and expensive." What an inspiring Commander-in-Chief.
    Wait…did Trump call it that, or was he simply repeating the complaints of the murderous, nuclear-armed madman (who happens to send such complaints in beautiful letters)?

    Reply
  26. Pukii Posted on August 16, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Just burn America! Remove trash from the world

    Reply
  27. Anaise Wood Posted on August 16, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Kim 😍is the love of DT🤣

    Reply
  28. HaibTshajHaib Posted on August 16, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Trump is a wannabe dictator!

    Reply
  29. Christopher Morales Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Democrat show.

    Reply
  30. David Bein Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:33 am

    There is only one thing ridiculous and it’s name is frump.

    Reply
  31. Mr wonderful Posted on August 17, 2019 at 3:44 am

    Our president…what fuel for Corbett!

    Reply
  32. A Father who misses his children Posted on August 17, 2019 at 5:51 am

    Americans are beyond help if they actually watch this mindless drivel.

    Reply
  33. LittleWing1 is LittleWing1 Posted on August 17, 2019 at 7:27 am

    dRumpf crime family and Republican TRE45ON.

    Reply
  34. sargonsrobot2 Posted on August 17, 2019 at 8:59 am

    Hope it was dosed with anthrax…

    Reply
  35. Jack Jammen Posted on August 17, 2019 at 9:56 am

    Bernie/Tulsi2020

    Reply
  36. STOP STOP Posted on August 17, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Dear Mr. Terrorist Bomber Sir, you services are needed for the orange coward in the White House. Please hurry.

    Reply
  37. Mc 3Man Posted on August 17, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    America youre president is so dump and stupid… and he is still smarter than his followers… omg 🤔…

    Reply
  38. terrencemcg Posted on August 17, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    I got distracted by the bassist. She's beautiful.

    Reply
  39. Tubmaster 5000 Posted on August 17, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    I think Trump may be under the mistaken impression that a military drill is something soldiers use to put holes in things.

    Reply
  40. Lars Shaun Kvistgaard Posted on August 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Wow .

    Reply
  41. R. B. Posted on August 18, 2019 at 2:15 am

    Does Ttump have snot dripping down from his nose? Gross.

    Reply
  42. James Smithe Posted on August 18, 2019 at 2:47 am

    Why is the leader of a democracy so thrilled about getting a letter from a brutal dictator?

    Reply
  43. Shannon Webb Posted on August 18, 2019 at 3:27 am

    I am so happy that our President sides with a Dictator. Maybe, when his lover Kim says they have the right to bombard SK with all of their military might, Trump will sit in awe of the massive carnage and take over of SK while eating his cheeseburger and drinking a milkshake. He will not be satisfied until he himself has attained such power.

    Reply
  44. Dr. I. B. Safe Posted on August 18, 2019 at 4:51 am

    It was just one exercise that “are over”.

    Reply
  45. Renato Posted on August 18, 2019 at 8:18 am

    That awkward moment when even trump is right and people who criticize him sound like warmongers

    Reply
  46. Johnny Rico Posted on August 18, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Trumptards worship the ground this idiot walks on no matter what he does. Yet if Obama were to have these kinds of interactions with KJU they’d have called for his head. KJU is a murderous totalitarian dictator. The president of the United States doesn’t need to be fraternizing with scum like him.

    Reply
  47. Kay Lee Posted on August 18, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Yet again another Trump bashing monologue! YAWN…🙄😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
    This moron is One of the biggest sell out, pieces of shit (other than Mr. Rachel Maddow) who unfortunately is paid to promote a pre-school level, anti American agenda! He’s as funny hemorrhoid in an ass kicking contest and as ignorant and moronic as a drag queen going to an ob for a Pap smear….! I’m so sick of these schmucks destroying our country by promoting liberal destructive bullshit! Anyone seen SanFran, Portland, LA or Baltimore lately?!!!!

    Reply
  48. SomeOldGuy Posted on August 18, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    And yet active and retired military people vote overwhelmingly for Republicans and for Trump, according to exit polls.

    Reply
  49. fruitvibes Posted on August 18, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    Trump is a real threat alright, so much so that the media has had an all out war with him since day 1. This show is obviously not entertainment. It is a staged and calculated attack on the president.
    Everyone in the audience laughs at his attacks on TRUMP. it isn't real. It's staged. Sure you love it cause you have been brainwashed to hate Trump
    All this media stuff is working on you.
    I didn't vote for the guy but I wish him success and for our nation.

    Reply
  50. ken williams Posted on August 19, 2019 at 12:29 am

    YOU NEED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT,BUT THEY CANT FIND ONE SMALL ENOUGH.

    Reply
  51. the walkin dude Posted on August 19, 2019 at 2:22 am

    Ridiculous and too expensive? That's something someone might say to justify defunding and shutting a project down.
    IS TRUMP TRYING TO DISMANTLE THE MILITARY?

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  52. Nathan Baker Posted on August 19, 2019 at 3:51 am

    3:33 In reality, Trump rarely smiles or laughs, except when he is meeting with Kim. Has anyone else noticed this? The man is projecting again.

    Reply
  53. HannuKaleviElo Posted on August 19, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Looks like that this criminal network and syndicates website Wise Banc is shut down and they try to hiding!!!But here is their bank account where they hiding money which they have stolen from people over the world!!!Read above…

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  54. HannuKaleviElo Posted on August 19, 2019 at 5:36 am

    This is my investigation for CIA, NSA,FBI and MI6 because they never got their asses out from the seats!!!

    Reply
  55. Neutron Pixie Posted on August 19, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    "It was hand-delivered and wasn't touched by anybody"- I am so confused about this sentence.

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  56. Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James Posted on August 19, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Imagine,how much longer do we to suffer from migraine headaches:)his domestic policy and foreign policy.
    Brain still floating around the orbit of the planet or galaxy,don't you think so 😒 hmmm.
    Colbert show:)awesome😅🐔🐧🐒🐔🐘

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  57. sordello51 Posted on August 19, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    He doesn't understand why we do exercises. It's all about teamwork.

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  58. me huss Posted on August 19, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    You tried to compare Bernie to Trump??? You and trump work for the same system. No real change and this monkey business show is just to keep people hypnotized longer. Corporate democrats and republicans are buddies.

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  59. Lilac Lizard Posted on August 19, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    So to clarify, when he says "very long letter", he means it was longer than the twitter character limit right?

    & presumably "hand delivered" by that plaster octopus?

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  60. N A Posted on August 19, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    How this idiot Grand Wizard manages to get away with all the shit he says and does is beyond anyone's comprehension.I can only imagine Obama or any prior president ever doing 1/20 of what this creepo does. They would have been crucified and then they'd be out of office!!!

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  61. Daniel Marsala Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:37 am

    I never joined Equinox/Soul Cycle

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  62. TheShawmish Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:56 am

    I enjoy 100% Stephen's monologues & show except today's. Not that I think North Korea is a paradise for people or a shining beacon of hope or anything, but to argue that our military drills with south Korea are for "Defense" isn't predicated on the reality that we rehearse invasions and precision insertions… Invasion drills aren't defensive drills. Target assassination drills aren't strictly defensive drills either. However, I don't think our military drills are ridiculous either, just noting that we have our own type of brainwashing going on of US=GOOD/Defensive; DPRK=BAD/Instigator. These types of simple generalizations will never result in peace on the Korean peninsula.

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  63. Lawrence Brooks Posted on August 20, 2019 at 5:14 am

    Trump is sucking Kims …k. While getting reamed by Vladimir Putin,

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  64. jon joe Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Stephen, you actually corrected Trump's noun-verb agreement as you read. It was "…exercise are…"

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  65. Kennth R King Posted on August 20, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    "KMAG" STRONG!!!

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  66. heredownunder Posted on August 21, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Just imagine if Obama tweeted something like that? All hell would break loose on all channels!

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  67. b c Posted on August 21, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Cable, be careful, you are in the age of idiocracy and low I.Q's. The mission is to find Forge, he holds the codes and information. Keith Moon was here. Jimi Hendrix was here. John Wick was here.
    HULK MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN

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  68. Lucas Johnson Posted on August 21, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Trump probably wipes his ass with pieces of the U.S. constitution after he shits out his McDonald's an KFC.

    Reply
  69. Caston Young Posted on August 21, 2019 at 11:29 am

    I honestly thought that it was a miracle when Trump stopped egging Kim on to nuke the country, and it might have been. But with Trump's habit of believing everything that leaves his mouth is the word of God, I am really starting to worry that Trump thinks he's actually somehow befriended Kim thereby making Kim his servant. I get why the president would want to call him a great leader whenever his name comes up on T.V., but why compliment him out of the blue? Is the secretary of defense really relying on Kim fully believing that he is Trump's friend? Is the secretary of defense even over seeing this? Do we even currently have a secretary of defense, or has that positioned not been filled since the last guy was outed? Who's overseeing negotiations with North Korea? Cuz if it's Trump we might as well nuke ourselves.

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  70. Moe Posted on August 21, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Trump is the most dangerous and deranged man on the planet. Kim is playing him like a cheap flute, and Dump is dancing like a fool. How can 40% of Americans think this idiot is fit to lead?

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  71. maureen janousek Posted on August 21, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Colbert is only a Libiturd mouthpeice

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  72. Dave Kostka Posted on August 21, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Let's vote the current idiot in chief out. He's a national embarrassment and undermining the principles on which our country was founded.

    Reply
  73. Jeanette Thomas Posted on August 21, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Soft-serve bronzer! Need I say more?

    Reply
  74. Pasquale Di Lorenzo Posted on August 22, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Nov 9th 2020, He's going start his new career as a stand up !!

    Reply
  75. Matthau San Posted on August 22, 2019 at 6:41 am

    This potus makes Bush jr look like Albert Einstein

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  76. thisdamnthingy Posted on August 22, 2019 at 10:44 am

    I get that you need a week off at a time, but it's really frustrating for online viewers.

    Reply
  77. Sistah W Posted on August 22, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Pssst…I'm tired of the reruns. Time to get back to work or give it to someone else who can do the job without taking so much time off.

    Reply
  78. ZenobiatheAngry BlackWomanRussell Posted on August 23, 2019 at 1:35 am

    I would love to hear an audio😂😮🤦😂

    Reply
  79. David Wright Posted on August 23, 2019 at 3:14 am

    President Trump, I don't what your malfunction is, but I bet that it has a really long name.

    Let's see what damage you've done this week.
    1) You've tried unsuccessfully, to buy Greenland, so you can build one of your bright and shiny phallic symbols. Well played illegal abuse of your presidential powers, again.

    2) You actually went out of your way to insult the Prime Minister of Greenland. (SMH)

    3) You spewed vile insults to the Jews of America, and saying that they are disloyal if they're loading for Democrat. I wonder if that little bit of information came from Fox News? Just remember that Fox News has your back……way back.

    4) You've insulted the steelworkers, by letting them know that quite a large percentage of them will probably lose their jobs. (Hey Donnie it's too bad that you couldn't do that at the beginnings of the holidays, but I that you'll be in shackles and chain by then. But, you could sweet talk President Pence to do all of your dark dirty work for him. Maybe, get him to build showers for the children and adults, wink wink, nudge nudge. You

    Before getting on a waiting helicopter. While having a Q&A with the so-called fake news media, while looking to the Heavens, and announcing that he was the chosen one, because he's the only President to rattle China's chain. 👉👈 👐 😎 This guy!!!
    And, lastly,
    5) He wanted to give, himself, a Medal of Honor. (cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs me thinks)!

    Carry on Sir, and don't forget your aluminum hat, crayons, coloring book and your juice box. Have a great day America, because I get the feeling that there won't be too many more.

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  80. David Harlem Posted on August 23, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    "Soft Serve Bronzer"

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  81. bumgod75 Posted on August 23, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    If john wayne gacey praised donald trump, he'd quote him and start telling everyone how misunderstood he is.

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  82. John O Posted on August 24, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    VOTE Blue for the environment!!

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  83. Kate Gallagher Posted on August 25, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Maybe he’ll scream his vocal cords silent while he keeps screaming over helicopter noise. Would love not to hear his voice again!

    Reply
  84. Burke Fox Posted on August 25, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    if he truly belives no one "touches" that piece of mail first he is even more insane

    Reply
  85. space river news Posted on August 26, 2019 at 5:08 am

    When are you coming back stephen? 😭

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  86. Tynesha Claiborne Posted on August 26, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Aww, no dot dot dot? That's the only thing that makes listening to Stephen read his tweets bearable

    Reply
  87. clay williston Posted on August 26, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    I think you mean the coward and chief was in the yellow streak ring read up his back

    Reply
  88. kickinbackinOC Posted on August 28, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Team Spirit is the lynch pin that holds NK back from pillaging the South, where hard won freedom has brought much prosperity to the people.

    Now the President calls it rediculous? "Fell in love" with Kim Jung Un? (His words) I think he got honey dicked, and Trump is mentally unstable (King of the Jews, and the Chosen One, all his words) and as such is a real and present liability to the United States, and his administration is an insult to our historical allies.

    Reply
  89. TheBonelessBanana Posted on August 29, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    You don't become friends with Dictators, you… Karl Urban: "Spank them"… 😛

    Reply
  90. Daniel Dickson Posted on August 30, 2019 at 2:43 am

    It always surprises me what bizarre details Donald Trump acts impressed by. Maybe it's just his ham-fisted, gradeschool-level attempt to spin everything to sound like praise of or tribute to himself.

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  91. Bjørnar Knive Jespersen Posted on September 1, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Congratulations on making one of the good things Trump does into a bad thing, and before people lose their shit telling me how the US does not support dictators. Check each dictator currently in power and see whether they are propped up by or under embargo by the US. then count them. After you have done that, tell me how you can change anyone without a dialogue before you start rage commenting.

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  92. Jason Allen Posted on September 2, 2019 at 5:50 am

    He's actually a coward mascarading as if he is a solid man..

    Reply
  93. fintan darcy Posted on September 2, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Just imagine what an intelligent writer could do with Trump’s presidency. They could go Euripidean, with American details strictly observed. A talented person could do wonders with a mythological Greek tragedy full of glory and pathos. Trump is, after all, a glorious tragedy as well as comedy. But both papers, as well as CNN and the networks, are under the influence of the pimps of death, as I call the neocons; those dark forces behind the Iraq and Afghanistan tragedies. William Kristol, a Never Trumper, has grown increasingly cartoonish by always being wrong, yet his career keeps advancing. As the saying goes, there’s a sucker born every minute.For leftist anti-Trumpers like me, the Mueller report was initially a godsend, though not for the more obvious reasons. I belong to a rarified group that hates liberal moaning about Russian ‘interference’ in the 2016 election: we ridicule the claim that Vladimir Putin and his henchmen stole the presidency from Hillary Clinton because we know that Clinton herself and neo-liberal Clintonism were the real causes of her demise. I often tell outraged Democrats to calm down and stop watching Russiagate obsessives such as Rachel Maddow on TV. Trump, I insist, won the electoral college thanks to 80,000 or so angry former Democrats in three states — many thrown out of work or otherwise hurt by Nafta and the China trade deal — who voted in desperation for an unhinged landlord in populist clothing. So no collusion as Trump incessantly puts it

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  94. the one Posted on September 3, 2019 at 11:05 am

    WELCOME BACK. Lots of good things happened since. LOL

    Reply
  95. Mehtab Rai Posted on September 4, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Katie Davis 🥰

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  96. Ireallyreally Hategoogle Posted on September 5, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    I wish someone would send Trump a hand delivered untouched by anyone letter of anthrax.
    Such a ridiculous and dangerous moron.

    Reply
  97. Peggy Trawick Posted on September 6, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Kim Jong Un used a cannonball against his relatives, causing blood and brains and pieces of bone all over the place

    Reply
  98. Don Berry Posted on September 6, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Trump claimed he saved us millions cancelling the exercise…And admitted Putin suggested it as a goodwill gesture.
    Pentagon wasn't consulted but released statement it was a simulated exercise using computer models and is intended as practice for U.S./South Korean communication and cooperation in the event of an attack by the North. Which sounds very worthwhile…
    Cost: $250,000.
    What did his stupid parade cost? Millions…

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