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Trump’s Paint Job Choices For Air Force One


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100 COMMENTS

  1. Aaron Jones Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    he'll paint it republican colors… he doesn't like the blue because its democratic colors..

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  2. Sam @ L E Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    PAINT IT WITH THE CHEETAH CHEETOS FACE ON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  3. ursaltydog Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    hmmm.. Kennedy wasn't American eh..

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  4. Aaron Jones Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    wasn't it trump that bitched we wasted money updating AF1? Now he wants to spend money to get a bigger bed and different colors?

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  5. Jason Milton Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Trump is most Hated Person in the World… Kim Jong Un, Saddam, and even Hitler is more liked.

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  6. MagnuMagnus Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Probably wants it gold.

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  7. ursaltydog Posted on July 14, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Trump has no reference for history… I would imagine he'll go back to the colors before Mrs. Kennedy touched it while attempting to preserve the history of the White House and our nation…. "Orange"…. yes, that was its original color… more befitting to Trump I suppose.. to match his skin and hair…

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  8. Liza Tanzawa Posted on July 14, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Skippable ad or I WON'T BUY IT!

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  9. Jasper Frame Posted on July 14, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Oh, you mean this (https://i.imgur.com/Yv7fGzM.png) is un-american?

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  10. 1hourOfLove Posted on July 14, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    His hotels are TACKY. His homes are TACKY. His wives are TACKY.

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  11. mindlessgonzo Posted on July 14, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    He wants his old plane with Trump on the side of it. Let's face it. He wants America = Trump.

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  12. J K Posted on July 14, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Of course he does, he’s not going to pay for it. He doesn’t even pay taxes.

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  13. okrajoe Posted on July 14, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    $99.95 – sounds like a sweet deal.

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  14. John T Posted on July 14, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Hydrochloric Acid Yellow.

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  15. damncows Posted on July 14, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Paint it into a giant baby trump,or have I seen that before?

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  16. Steffen Reimann Posted on July 14, 2018 at 8:06 pm

    It's Trump, so it will be painted in gold anyway.

    But make America Trump again is my favourite.

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  17. Masrur Posted on July 14, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Waste of tax payers money

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  18. Jeff Slaughter Posted on July 14, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    I think it will be gold. We know that's what he likes GOLDEN SHOWERS

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  19. Knives Posted on July 14, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    I bet he ends picking something tacky and gaudy.

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  20. pschroeter1 Posted on July 14, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    What he really wants is a color scheme with more Trump I rich gold in it.

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  21. omarssikins Posted on July 14, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    One Scaramooch 😂

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  22. Mythoti Posted on July 14, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    I hafta admit the "make America Trump again" paint job was pretty hardcore

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  23. Will Griffin Posted on July 14, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Trump needs a new paint job on his orange skin !!

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  24. S Shiva Posted on July 14, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Those planes are obsolete. Real presidents travel via anti-gravitics.

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  25. PhotoGeorge Posted on July 14, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    This POTUS thing is gone to his head, what's next statues of trump on every corner.

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  26. Bob Condon Posted on July 14, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Guaranteed to last as long as what's left of your Presidency, or our country back

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  27. D.P. Snyder Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:29 am

    I hope he does painted a really, really visible color. Like, really visible.

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  28. FIRE SIGN Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:50 am

    NO CLASS!!! TRUMP😀😀😀

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  29. FIRE SIGN Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:51 am

    PAINT IT LIKE THE….BABY TRUMP BLIMP!😀😀😀

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  30. TheShadowKing1988 Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Regardless of whatever paint job/color scheme Drumpf goes with, I give it one and a half Scaramucci's before it is forced to be changed back. Two Scaramucci's, tops.

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  31. Timothy O'Brien Posted on July 15, 2018 at 1:02 am

    Too Jackie Kennedy…doesn't that sum up how far we have fallen? This is white trash Camelot.

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  32. Thomas Levy Posted on July 15, 2018 at 1:15 am

    $99.95? The actual cost might be closer to $99 million and 95 cents. Taxpayer's money is so easy to spend on worthless, pointless things like this. But he doesn't care. It's not his money.

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  33. Andrew Turner Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:12 am

    Trump has terrible taste but he's not wrong about Air Force One (well, the planes, you know…). The color scheme is very Pan Am and, while it isn't bad design, (a) it feels dated, and (b) the pale blue does not fit well with the national colors of the flag. I think a redesign is in order but certainly not one supervised by Trump.

    edit: Painting is part of regular maintenance so a new design is not a big expense—although you can be assured that the government will pay an order of magnitude more than it should.

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  34. HuggieBear39 Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:12 am

    Make it look like baby drumpf

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  35. Kimberly Williams Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:31 am

    WOW love it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  36. Katmandoo Posted on July 15, 2018 at 3:48 am

    Cheetoh orange with a crybaby on the tail.

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  37. Civility Class Posted on July 15, 2018 at 3:49 am

    This was funny. Though I wish you would discuss the huge United States of America education initiative by presidential cabinetts. They laid out a proposal that increases the education systems across the board while also increasing teachers' pay. All of it will operate under the same exact current financial allotements / budgets, while it also extends into increases and finacial gains in many other areas. I gave a presentation. Many were very happy. Whom in the education system and otherwise would not enjoy something amazingly new, while also recieveing higher pay. Mr Klause and others sat with a roundtable of international associates as well… everyone was pleased. But our proposal is for usa and our citizens. This project is very real and will radically transform our education systems. We spoke to all the right partners and individuals. Some attempted to do some news in other places. I'm suprised you missed it. It's a masterpiece that will radically change the public education systems for the better.

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  38. LiquiD DiuqiL Posted on July 15, 2018 at 3:54 am

    The first lady's jacket said, "YOU don't really care, do you? " . Just wanted to clarify to all the gullible dixiecrats who believe anything they are told.

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  39. Jason Pickens Posted on July 15, 2018 at 3:56 am

    Make it a red white and blue and make it look like a cack

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  40. CAP198462 Posted on July 15, 2018 at 4:22 am

    Better idea, forget Air Force 1, it’s outdated, what trump needs is “Space Force 1” we’ll get an old Saturn V, and Apollo capsule and trump can blast off in that to…who cares.

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  41. John Robertson Posted on July 15, 2018 at 4:31 am

    Hey Stephen, let me bend your ear… I’m not political, but son you are not funny… What I mean is you know nothing about humor.

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  42. John Robertson Posted on July 15, 2018 at 4:33 am

    For clarification… Let me assure you that you just don’t have that funny bone. Your shit ain’t funny Dumbo

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  43. Justin Huang Posted on July 15, 2018 at 5:03 am

    By paint job he means add the Russian flag big with his name under it

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  44. Wanda Jones Posted on July 15, 2018 at 5:09 am

    Wow do we really give a dam about him having a plane painted when everything around us is crumbing

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  45. Angry Kittens Posted on July 15, 2018 at 5:11 am

    Paint it red, white, and blue…

    Like Mother Russia and Daddy Putin.

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  46. Michael Newell Posted on July 15, 2018 at 5:22 am

    Oh I know let's paint it a very cheesy fake gold color!? To match our cheesy fake paint job president.?!

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  47. 4c1dr3fl3x Posted on July 15, 2018 at 5:23 am

    Paint it to say "No more free rides at the Taxpayers Expense, please have your boarding pass handy"

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  48. sarina76667 Posted on July 15, 2018 at 6:59 am

    What about "Dictator bling"? All gold and gawdy like a golden stream in the sky.

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  49. Emma Hamilton Posted on July 15, 2018 at 7:01 am

    $99.95 seems a bit much for a paint job that'll last 3 days

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  50. MeganKoumori Posted on July 15, 2018 at 7:03 am

    “Jackie Kennedy color…”

    Hey screw you, Trump. Jacqueline Kennedy was an elegant, sophisticated woman, highly educated, highly cultured, and highly respected. You would do well to try and learn from her style rather than keeping your atrocious habit of pasting gold on everything and thinking it makes you a fancy man. She was a trendsetter and an icon; you can’t even keep your tie taped to your shirt.

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  51. Above Ground Posted on July 15, 2018 at 7:41 am

    The "Great Negotiator", is paying $23.6 million to replace two of the five "cold chiller units" aboard Air Force One.
    "The current rear lower lobe cold chiller units were designed for short-term food storage," Said Air Force spokesperson Ann Stefanek.
    That's $23.6 MILLION for 2 freezers.

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  52. Ganiscol Posted on July 15, 2018 at 8:03 am

    Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

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  53. JC Andrijeski Posted on July 15, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Ugh, you just know whatever Trump picks, it'll be hideous.

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  54. EricLinstone Posted on July 15, 2018 at 11:39 am

    F.A.K.K.2! Awesome!

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  55. Jef Schobert Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    To be a voter and
    Not informed is a pity
    Do not trust who we voted for
    Still knowing it is as good
    As long as it's not me
    No wonder we're drunk
    Not informed such a pity
    Stuck drinking crappy policies
    California, Hawaii still burning
    At this hour

    Trump, we like merica better
    When you're not in view
    We like merica better
    When you're not in view
    We knew from the first time
    Even voted in long lines
    Cause, we like merica better when
    We like merica better when you're not in view

    We don't know what you're doing
    But got this feeling
    Tied up in a messy bed
    Because of you
    Swear in the courtroom
    You have no ceiling
    If we let it lay
    Dangers coming our way
    Might get in trouble from this talking
    But we have something to tell you

    Trump, we like merica better
    When you're not in view
    We like merica better when
    you're not in view
    We knew from the first time
    Even voted in long lines
    Cause, we like merica better when
    We like merica better when
    You're not in view

    Stay where you are
    Stay not near but far
    Stay away from here
    Stay where you are
    Stay not near but far
    Stay where you are
    Stay not near but far
    Stay away from here
    You're not right for us here, yeah.

    We like merica better
    When you're not in view
    We like merica better
    When you're not in view
    We knew from the first time
    Even voted in long lines
    Cause, we like merica better when
    We like merica better
    When you're not in view

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  56. Jonas Sandoy Posted on July 15, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    How can a man that normally lives in a mausoleum be that picky?

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  57. Ann-Marie Samura Posted on July 15, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

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  58. David Francis Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    He's gonna want it in sharpie bronze.

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  59. Sue Mick Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Hammer and sickle?

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  60. Eldric Wong Posted on July 15, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Stormy Force One with pink

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  61. Rey Castillo Posted on July 15, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I expected Rick Flair

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  62. Jacob Zondag Posted on July 15, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    What's the color of treason?

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  63. Steve Posted on July 15, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    AF1 couldn't look more familiar. I saw it once flying over the UK. There was no mistaking what it was. It's understated but definitely American.

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  64. J O Posted on July 15, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Orange with thin sporatic gold stripes

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  65. James Harris Posted on July 15, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    I know the REAL reason behind the paint job. He wants a new paint job but while they are painting it, he wants "TRUMP" in huge block shiny gold letters along both sides, so everyone can see him coming from 10 miles away. That way it will match his hotel.
    Look out the White House is next.

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  66. Mendje Lire Posted on July 15, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    STEPHEN DID U SEE THE WORLD CUP FINAL? I THINK THERE WAS A HIDDEN MSG IN THE CELEBRATION WHEN FRANCE GOT THE CUP. WATCH THE RAIN MIXED WITH GOLDEN CONFETTI. THE GOLDEN SHOWER – LMAO

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  67. Timothy Meagher Posted on July 16, 2018 at 12:57 am

    He hates the current paint job because it looks like a giant "Blue Wave".

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  68. Li Liu Posted on July 16, 2018 at 1:33 am

    There is no contact information because he is likely to come down there otherwise.

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  69. mark haas Posted on July 16, 2018 at 2:46 am

    Colbert doesn't even see that he's become the fanatical Russia-bashing Mccarthyite that he used to Lampoon. Hilarious.

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  70. Mega Boom Posted on July 16, 2018 at 4:58 am

    He truly is trash!

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  71. Sangwoo Han Posted on July 16, 2018 at 10:24 am

    "So how did our politics get so poisonous? I think it's because we overdosed, especially this year. We drank too much of the poison. You take a little bit of it so you can hate the other side and it tastes kind of good and you like how it feels and there's a gentle high to the condemnation. And you know you're right, right? You know you're right." – Stephen Colbert.

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  72. Trump TheTraitor Posted on July 16, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    hahahyahaha

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  73. Steve McKenzie Posted on July 16, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    This is insane…These comments are all hate. You people are sick, this is what america has become. You are just like the racists of the old. Just like they did not understand us blacks and demonized us, you do that about a man and his supporters. As a black man myself it is sad to see this kind of hate still around and glorified…He is a human like you and I…But oh wait, You must be perfect… Never watched porn, never told a lie, never stole anything, never talked behind someone's back, never cheated, etc… Herd mentality at its finest…

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  74. Coolestmovies Posted on July 16, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Earl Scheib jokes? I didn't think Colbert's audience skewed that old! 🙁

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  75. Google stop it Posted on July 16, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    I see Air Force One and I want it painted black

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  76. Preset Downloader Posted on July 16, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    stephen will u ever get back to the normal skits that arent political? this is getting really boring, uve been doing the same thing for more than a year now

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  77. shiva1008 Posted on July 16, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    paint it the colors of the Russian flag why don't you.

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  78. Richard Shortall Posted on July 16, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    having seen Trumpo's god-aweful apartment in NY… that looks like a lottery-winner's bordello-dream-home … CLEARLY Trumpo should not be allowed to decorate anything

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  79. Time Keeper Posted on July 16, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    We should put TRUMP on it like Capitan America be cool

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  80. mark haas Posted on July 17, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Ask yourself… why Mueller still hasn't found any direct evidence of Trump colluding with the Russians, and why the FBI never even asked the DNC for their servers to investigate them for hacking evidence? What does that say? Think.

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  81. Comixs Fan Posted on July 17, 2018 at 1:07 am

    Guy sounds like Pennywise

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  82. Rick Ambrose Sarasota Real Estate Photographer Posted on July 17, 2018 at 4:32 am

    Congress needs to pass a law very quickly so Benedict Arnold Trumpski can't get his tiny little hands anywhere near that classic paint job.

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  83. Yorky Gonzalez Posted on July 17, 2018 at 5:38 am

    Paint it with the Swastika all over.

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  84. Ari Posted on July 17, 2018 at 7:09 am

    I remember this guy from Fargo Season 2

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  85. Rachel Garber Posted on July 17, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    I remember Earl Scheib, 1937~2010 and his TV commercials in the Philly area.

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  86. Garbage Trash Posted on July 17, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    $99.95 is fucking cheap for a mid sized sedan. Not to mention a plane.

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  87. chinookvalley Posted on July 17, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I want to give more thumbs up.

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  88. Major Posted on July 17, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    Colbert a redneck.

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  89. Major Posted on July 17, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    chingu to madre outa al caye

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  90. paul manson Posted on July 18, 2018 at 12:57 am

    This is the best yet. Brilliant.

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  91. PCBEaR65 Posted on July 18, 2018 at 3:32 am

    Love the "Kill Bill" reference with that last plane…….

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  92. K Bar Posted on July 18, 2018 at 5:58 am

    It's not Jacki Kennedy blue. It's sky blue as in camo blue. You do not see this plane coming or going until the wheels hit the run way for a reason. Trump doesn't get it.

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  93. Derek B Posted on July 19, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    I am laughing so hard…I find it very difficult to come with a good enough response right now 😂😂😂😂 forgive me ….let me add right here I find it so funny ( not a comment right now)….how small minded ……batshit/45/tweety bird is …. I mean really this is what this A…hole is thinking about right now …please let me finish laughing and I will get back to you with a proper comment ✌️ OUT!

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  94. River Snow Posted on July 20, 2018 at 1:44 am

    Paint it orange to match the new suit he'll be wearing soon, then fly him out to Guantanamo.

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  95. Don Cole Posted on July 20, 2018 at 5:44 am

    Love it! 😂

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  96. The softest part of a woman's breast is? Posted on July 20, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    l got proof Trump is a Alien immigrant from Mars send to destroy the world

    Mars – Red
    Trump – "Red" in many ways
    Mars – Seemingly Lifeless Shill
    Trump – A Lifeless shill

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  97. el cojo de la botella Posted on June 16, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Haha I have an idea! Where is blue currently let's paint it RED! Leave white as it is and paint the bottom of the back tail blue 😁😉😀😄 Blue deserves the butt of the plane!😄😄😄😄

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