That’s a woman! wHaT dId YoU cAlL mE? (triggered) Nothing, sir. Nice doggy! The Emperor will stop-er you. what The Emperor will stop. Stop? Stop. So he will stop? Stop- (STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE) H U R G H By building his bus S T O P , he challenged my strength. GUUUUUUUUGH, how many men does it take to build a building? Z e r o . (you get an f) (sarcastically) Nice work. GO! Tell your Emperor to stop missing his doll. (get rekt) Yo Rocky! WAKE UP! (sleepy fella) (trademark qwistoff remix) It’s all attitude. Be tough like this guy here! (祝福你) What are YOU looking at? P u n c h h i m. (mulan punch) Good. Now p u n c h h i m on the behind. (power spank) (Best Laugh™) I kill myself P U N C H H I M . (punching to the rhythm) Good, he liked that! (you sure bro) (le spank) WOHOHOHOW. I’M GONNA HIT YOU SO HA- (nope not today) Oh Yao, you made a friend! (not a friend at all) I’M GONNA HIT YOU- Yao. Relax. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR aaaah it ain’t worth my time- (mulan has a serious problem with punching) rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (ok take a chill pill) Yao, pick up E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E . (poor yao) One moment. You seem to be missing this and this. (angry boy) One moment, you seem to be missing something. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thank you for volunteering. (yao deserved it) Every morning, I pee. (which is somehow funny) SOLDIERS! You will assemble E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise will D I E . (lIkE tHiS gUy HeRe) I don’t need anyone camping my camp. uhhh What’s your name? I’ve got a name, heh. (no crud) And it’s SHANG! I didn’t ask for my name. I asked for YOURS. My name is sTrOmBoLi! WHAT?! Uh, I meant uhh, it’s No. Then, WHAT IS IT? A name. (are you trolling him?) I didn’t ask for a name. I asked for Y O U R S . Ping. (@Mulan#2020) Ping? [Mulan] No.
[Shang] Then, W H A T I S I T ? ! ? ! ? I’ve got a boy’s name. Your commanding officer just asked you, ” W H A T I S I T ? ! ? ! ? ” uh (Bleck) Okay, thanks to your new friend, you’ll spend tonight picking this up. You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise… will spend tonight picking up E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E . K R I S P R I E S . (yao knows what he’s done) T̵͔̍̎̓͊͊̚̚OUGH ̷̹̭̳͈̙̳̀́̃̈́͗̉͛̒̚̚Ḡ̷̗͇̤̱̾̉Ứ̸͔̘̥̦̝̖̙̭͍̊͐̌͑͝Y̴͍̦̩̩͕̩̰̮͍̑͑͆̀̓͜.̷͓̗̟̠͈͈͉̦̟̿͐͐̈́̆̿ͅ.̴̮͑͛͋̊̑.̵̰̉̌̏̀͘̕ Yao. WOHOHO. Thank you for volunteering. Ping, you’ll retrieve the arrow. (still hasn’t changed) Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, Yao is DEAD. *̴͓͈͕̍̋̀͋̂͜͝L̸̥͙͖͕̯̖̆͋Ì̶̱̣̼͕̼͒̂͆́̿́͝ͅK̶̖͎͋̔̇̀͐̀͜E̴̛̯̤̐͆͑̒͒̎̀̕͠ ̵̤͖͍͌̓͊̈́̅̚T̵̤̳̙̖̰͚͇̞̳͈́̅́͛̓̆̊͝H̸̰̮̱̘͓̻̰̃Į̸̼̲͓̙͓̖̬̽̊̾͌͛͘͜S̸̱̳̗͎̀ͅ ̸̡̛̜͈̞͛̇̉̓́̚͘͝G̴͔̋̓Ŭ̸͇̯̟͕̔̿̐͊͌̿Y̴̤͍͈̘͔͖̑̐͆̀͛͊̾͗ ̷̡͚͂̇̐͘̚H̸̢̡̫͓̱̹̯͚̫̔̒͐̐̾̕͝E̴͎͆͗͆̎͘R̵̢̢̗̦̺̮̖̞̟̒̊͌͊͌̏̚͠͠Ȩ̵͖̭̪̻͓͎̠̗̇͊̾̉͘̚*̸̡̡̪͍̮̆̓ boo PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM!!!!!! This doll came from an army of dolls. We can avoid them easily. No, the doll army will ş̴̛̘̖͖̰̪͇͊͂̉͐̀̽̏́̎ ̷̧̨̨̺̠̱̒̑ ̶̨͙̅͘Ṭ̴̨̧̪̻̘̦͐͜ ̶̧̡͖̽̕ͅ ̴̨̗͎͉͍̼̰͚̐̿̎͌́̊̔o̸͖̾̈́ ̴̨̘̳̭̺̱̬̼̈́͌̃̆̔̍̈́̓̆͒ ̸̠̼͍̰̻͉̹̹̰̥̔͆̿̒̄̌̅̚̚P̷̢̩̹̻̬̣̳͛̃̔̏͑͊̓̕͠ me, so I’ll pass. YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION! NOW WE’RE- OWWWWWWW. (ebic faiI) lets try that again YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POS- (ambush) GET OUT OF RANGE! (try not dying first) F I R E ! (rip) [Shang] Not me, you idiot! Hold the last cannon! HEEEEEEYYYYY! (not literally) PING! Noooooooooooo!!! (wut are you doing) Alright, you- (why are you doing that) QUICKLY, QUICKLY! YOU MISSED! (oof) (E b I C F A I L ) You are the craziest man I’ve ever met. (subtitles by jacob allen)